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How Many Times Did YOU Fart Today???

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Apr 26, 2017.

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  1. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    A couple of raspers and 3 or 4 SBDs....:emoticon-0125-mmm:
     
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    Saints_Alive, May 4, 2017
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  2. Wooperts_duck

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    Couple of noisy ones when I first woke, then a couple of deadly but silent ones later one. What a day !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 4, 2017
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I thought silence is golden!
    31.1.1.1.1.1.1 bit of a stutter ...........
     
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    Didley Squat, May 5, 2017
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  4. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Been too busy for all this farting malarkey.
     
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    San Diego, May 5, 2017
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  5. Wooperts_duck

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    Quiet day - just the one all day so far. Bit disappointing :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 5, 2017
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  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Careful what you say old chap, the arrsesole is listening......

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    Didley Squat, May 6, 2017
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    47 - rather a lot of baked beans today !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 7, 2017
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Only 6 ............. thanks to a follow thru.
    2 x pairs of shorts.
    2 x jocks.
    1 x sock.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 8, 2017
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  9. San Diego

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    It only ran down one leg then?
     
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    San Diego, May 8, 2017
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    So, wash day for you today, Aussie !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 9, 2017
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  11. Wooperts_duck

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    3 yesterday, and one already today....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 9, 2017
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  12. kiwiqpr

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    none yet
    i am starting to worry
     
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    kiwiqpr, May 9, 2017
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    3 so far but it's still early
     
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    San Diego, May 9, 2017
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    10 times this morning, and another 10 this afternoon/evening.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 9, 2017
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  15. Didley Squat

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    For Sale ................ one pair of slightly soiled socks, nothing too serious!
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    Or .......... Free to pensioner with no socks................ or sense of smell.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 10, 2017
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    111 ....... (big day)
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 2, 2017
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    Twelvety....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 2, 2017
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    Some
     
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    Many !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 4, 2017
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    Didley squat!
     
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