Off Topic How exactly

Some birds could rub my tagger until it was red raw and I'll guarantee you it's not getting hard. If her breath stinks, or she has bad dental hygeine in general, or boils on her face, or smells like a chippy, or a vast number of other reasons that I don't want to consider at breakfast time, then there just ain't no way I'm getting excited, that's not how the human body works.

Also worth considering, that (as far as I can see) it doesn't mention that she's got him hard and jumped on his cock, she could have tied him up and butt-****ed the poor bastard. That'd also be rape.

 

This is getting sick now, at first he was raped and now the poor twat has been butt ****ed with a giant dildo to within and inch of his life

 

You must be a wet fish if you get rape by a lass ffs.

 

Really? i'm no hard man or owt like that but if a lass tried to rape me I wouldn't be kicking and screaming mate, unless it was one of Tel's lasses cos they use dildos.

 

They're not technically my property, I just take a commission.

 

And supply them with batteries?

 

That's part of the service yes.

 

Pissing myself laughing here

 

Unless it has changed in the past decade then rape specifically refers to penetration by a penis. Anything else is 'just' sexual assault by penetration or forcing someone to partake in sexual activities.

It is an oddity though (or was, and I'm pretty sure that it hasn't changed) that the definition did proclude women from being guilty of the offence of rape even though situations where men committed fraud to have sex with a woman or where men have sex with underage girls are classed as rape whereas a woman doing the same is a lesser offence (a massively lesser offence!).

 

Far to serious

Best of luck getting a conversation now mate

 

Fair point.

The munter is a horror with an undoubted 8 incher swinging around down below but I'd do her in the brown just to be safe.

Phew, back on track.

 

Haha

You are as ****ed up as me.


Yes

 

If there's an 8 incher dangling between the legs it isn't a 'her' mate, that's a gadgie.

 

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Lauren could rape me all night long

 

With lube or without?

 

Either mate, i'm not that fussy.

 

A ladyboy isnt a chick with a dick.

Its a gadgie with tits.


Simples.

 

Although I did once use a bottle of head and shoulders cos at the time that's all I could find in the digs I was in. Did the trick though

 

I was once knocking this jock bird off from Dumbarton.
There she is, pissed out of her skull lying naked on the bed face down, bare arse right on show.
So I thought, right, I'm gonna shag her back doors.
I had a look about for some lube & all I could find was shampoo or cooking oil.
I chose the oil. Still couldn't get it up her starfish. I very nearly snapped my towrope.