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Off Topic How do you grade a fart?

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by C19RK73, Jun 17, 2017.

  1. marcusblackcat

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    No good on the treadmill - you should use a fart to help push you along when running - if you're not moving forward then what's the point?
     
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  2. E.T. Fairfax

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    My 4 year old daughter's farts stink. As she sits on the floor and makes some sort of pneumatic drill sound whilst laughing uncontrollably. She has proper toilet humour. Whenever she farts she informs me that I have to check her knickers just in case she has left (what she calls) 'a skidder.' Once she left a **** in the toilet which was the size of a grown mans wrist. She shouted me in to inspect it and says 'we'll have to take a photo of that!'
     
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  3. Burly Hurley

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    <laugh>

    There's far too much bloody honest on this thread.

    Some of this stuff could've been taken to the grave <laugh><laugh>
     
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