Off Topic How do you grade a fart?

im currently sharing a bed with my little one as my eldest recovers from an op and I have to grade her fart as a 10, I choked, my eyes stung and I had to open windows, in fact I could taste it

 

Combination of smell and sound.

A 10 must be unbearable mate.

 

There is death up
There I tell you, smelly little
****, my face is bleeding

 

if your eyes water like you have rubbed chili powder in them, the wall paper peels from the wall of its own accord, the dog does a runner,and the explosion coming out shreds your kegs then it truly is a 10.

 

That shadow you see is stench

 

take her pic down please mate, for your own peace of mind, lovely little lass, but not on here mate there are weirdos.

 

She wins

 

And she looks so innocent.

My dog kips next to my chair in the living room and some days there's an 8 wafting up to me every twenty minutes or so, she looks at me like it's my fault.

 

ok but why?

 

i shouldnt have to spell it out for you mate, look it up on google you will thank me later

 

Giacc will have to remove pic please

 

Giacc

 

Sorry pal I don't think I can as I'm not a mod or anything.

You should be able to edit that post?

Or shout a mod out?

 

Sorry mate I've sorted it

 

Anyway she hums

 

No worries, all the best for the rest of the night

If we don't hear from you again we probably know why...

 

If it's any consolation I posted a pic of my daughter which is still up there as far as I know and I haven't been fighting off an endless procession of paedophiles.

Speaking of which she's almost one and a half years old and her farts are very reasonable. 3 or 4 at worst. I think in a couple of years her gut will be getting more rancid but for now it's pretty fresh and clean.