Off Topic Hobbies

what a horrible image. You are one sick mo fo.

 

Hobbies, i remember when i used to have time for those

 

Have you got rid of that image yet ?

What about the Razzle Stack with its close up peeler shot ?

 

I once saw a bird who I worked with in Razzle, proper filthy shots as well.

Given discretion is my middle name, I obviously did the right thing.....

And left a copy of the mag in trap No.2 in the gents.

 

I have very little time , chickens at 6.am ,
Ducks , 6.30 am.

On the job early
Keep it up
Sid

 

So you are in the pictures too ??

 

Unfortunately not mate, as given the quality of flange on show I'd have quite liked to have been present

 

I was in 'Escort' Magazine back in the mid-1980's. It's one of those things that happen that you think may have been a dream but wasn't.

It was early Sunday lunchtime and some mates and I were standing at the bar drinking in a pub in South Croydon [The Blue Anchor]. This bloke comes in and starts talking to me about some models coming into the pub as he was doing a photo shoot for a magazine of local 'landmarks' in a sort of 'Down Your Way' feature they used to run. I'm only half paying attention but I started to listen a bit more intently when he used the words "3 girls" and "naked." I'm still highly sceptical but against the odds, these girls show up, disappear off somewhere and about half an hour later they reappear in full war paint in stockings and suspenders and not a lot else. The photographer wants shots outside on the main Brighton Road next to a Seafood Stall that is situated in the car park of the pub. Yes, I know it's more than a bit "icky" but it was the 80's.

Anyway, back to the story. The photographer asks me and a couple of my mates to come outside and pose with the girls. So, at 12.30 on a Sunday morning I'm fondling some girls' breasts in front of cars full of people driving home from church. The magazine had only 1 shot from outside the pub, the one of me picking up 2 of the girls around their waists. The girls buggered off immediately after the shoot finished, I'm afraid to say and the only happy ending was achieved through buying 'Escort' magazine for a number of months before my edition was published. I lost the magazine many years ago, more's the pity, but it's a good story and totally true. I think...yes, definitely true.

 

ah the innocense of youth

 

Are you David Pleat ?

 

55

Pleat's an angel.......

 

Does not having a clue how to run a city with more than 3000 people on Cities: Skylines count?

That's been the last eighteen months for me!

 

Back in the day l was politely invited to the Met police
rugby Christmas party . It was the 90s but in classic 70s
mode we had un pc comedian who was very funny being fair , A couple of erotic lady entertainers to wet the apatite. All l can say l saw 30 naked rugby playing policeman all in various positions . Lucky for
me or maybe not l ended up being the star act .
Razzle dazzle .

 

My new hobby is testing the theory that, if you play these side by side, they actually match up

 

Another new hobby: standing in the corner, quietly spazzing out about this...

 

Feels mate, feels.