Okay, lads! The time has finally arrived! The new Bambi picture is about to be unveiled! I tried to get Gary Lineker to do the unveiling, but when I told him it was for our very own Fosse, he decided that he needed to take an urgent dump. So, to the main event! Ladies and gentlemen, I bring to you, my new Bambi picture...!
@Jurgen I hate to have to do this, mate, but in your picture it should be you're a ****. Sorry, mate.
Oh dear ... abject embarrassment ... Just hope HIAG's kids weren't watching him do this .... if so, can you imagine the conversation?: "... really Dad? ... smutty captions on a disney cartoon? ... Oh and Dad, can we have the telly back on if you've finished playing Guitar Hero? ... Oh and Dad, can we go outside again sometime soon; even if mum has to drive again?.. you can duck down in the passenger seat like the last time and peep out when you want to ... please Dad ... c'mon ...it's a great big world..."
You're badly flagging in the like stakes HIAB, I'd have thought all the 'lads' would have bolstered your rather limp looking ratio there....
Unlike you, Tobes, I am not a like slut. For me, speaking the truth - no matter how painful - is its own reward.
Whereas I'm known for my subtlety, tact and all-round diplomacy Maybe you're just not very funny mate (the lads will like this post btw)