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Headline Game v Venky's Rovers

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Jan 2, 2017.

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The Best Headline is

Poll closed Jan 9, 2017.
  1. Chicken **** - GLIF OR Chicken Run or Great Escape? Magpies Miss Barn Door 25 Times - Mongo

    28.6%
  2. Colback proves doubters wrong and influences result. - Sebb

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Just award the prize! - Two Ronnies

    14.3%
  4. Headless chickens get stuffing from chicken farmers - Hangman

    14.3%
  5. We're **** - Pantsy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. turkeys get ****ed up the arse by chicken ****ers... - Copier

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. GaYLe FoRcE blows down Ewood Par...wait, what? We didn't win? Really? Oh FFS! - Who really knows?

    28.6%
  8. Players not fit to play for Rafa or wear the shirt (Bring back Mitro). - Mitro Fanboy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. I'll Stew I'll Stew, Charlie Mulgrew, Rafa, Mitrovic, Snub - The Phantom

    14.3%
  10. Venky's put magpies in their chicken curry. - Slave Master

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    None stop action with the Headline Game. No sooner are you voting on one Game than you are competing and submitting entries on another. Just when things are looking up along come Newcastle and manage to grasp defeat from victory.

    Will your emotions dictate your Headline or will you look at the "bigger picture" or is there no picture bigger than where we are?

    Let's keep it short and snappy and no more articles paraded as Headlines. Let's see if you can win the Public vote even if the Toon didn't get the points.

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Thursday 05/01/2017
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Chicken ****
     
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Colback proves doubters wrong and influences result.
     
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  4. Fork Handles

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    Just award the prize!
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Headless chickens get stuffing from chicken farmers
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

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    We're ****
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    turkeys get ****ed up the arse by chicken ****ers...
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    GaYLe FoRcE blows down Ewood Par...wait, what? We didn't win? Really? Oh FFS!
     
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  9. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Players not fit to play for Rafa or wear the shirt (Bring back Mitro).
     
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  10. Captainchaos.

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    We have lost our best player and will not get promoted
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

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    Come on mate it was hardly a stuffing, they just got plucky
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'll Stew I'll Stew, Charlie Mulgrew, Rafa, Mitrovic, Snub
     
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    Venky's put magpies in their chicken curry.
     
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  14. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Chicken Run or Great Escape? Magpies Miss Barn Door 25 Times
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    So when do we officially get to vote for Geordie Lass as the winner then Trev?
     
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  16. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Just as No Chance is about to update the Prediction League we storm ahead with another update on that popular game, the Headline Game.

    Strange week as quite a few entries incorporate reference to "four stars" even in defeat. Not too sure how the Public will react to that. Everyone needs to remember that your first post is treated as your entry.

    Let's find out who the Public rate and who they don't want to date. Time to vote.

    Rules as usual:

    1 One vote per person
    2 No voting for yourself
    3 Voting ends when the clock says so
    4 top 3 go into Final vote
    5 Any disputes and JPF Rule 46 applies
     
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  17. Captainchaos.

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    Mate that's not my entry
     
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  18. Captainchaos.

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    This is

    Bake is won't get promoted though please
     
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  19. Delusional Full Stop

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    :)
     
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    So your official entry is:
    "Bake is won't get promoted though please"

    ?? Really ??
     
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