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Headline Game v Terrier Town

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Mar 4, 2017.

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Your two choices are

Poll closed Mar 10, 2017.

  1. Terriers muzzled by Terrific Toon OR Toon Put Down Yorkshire Terriers. Piece of Piss.

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%

  2. Toon's Flash Of Brilliance Beats Off Dogging Fans

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  3. Another away game, another win...........mwaaaaaaahhhhh

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Huddersfield get benitezed OR Toon lay the road to promotion success at the McAlpine

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%

  5. Sort the home form out you **** OR Goal from Spot Not Enough for Dogged Terriers

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  6. An Englishman... and Irishman and a Scotsman.....

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  7. Yorkshire's lasses get their udders feeled.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. Jimmy is on tune, he said 3-1 to the Toon.

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  9. 3 points of John Smiths Smooth as Newcastle go to Town

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. Terriers - all bark and no bite OR Rafa The Composer as Wagner Dances to Toon Tunes

    7 vote(s)
    58.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Quick and speedy whilst the feelings are good here is your chance to emulate many other famous winners such as Penfold's Adviser and Sebb's Campaign Manager and Mitro's Choreographer.

    Think how you can sell that paper of yours and appease that demanding Sports Editor with that witty, funny, pointed Headline. Can you win the Public over and win those votes? Will Chippy finish off his crate of I'rn Bru in time?

    Let's find out.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Tuesday 07/03/2017
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Mar 4, 2017
  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Terriers muzzled by Terrific Toon
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Mar 4, 2017
  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Toon's Flash Of Brilliance Beats Off Dogging Fans
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Mar 4, 2017
  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Another away game, another win...........mwaaaaaaahhhhh :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 4, 2017
  5. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Huddersfield get benitezed
     
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    Captainchaos., Mar 4, 2017
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Sort the home form out you ****
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 5, 2017
  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    An Englishman... and Irishman and a Scotsman.....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 5, 2017
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  8. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Very good
     
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    Captainchaos., Mar 5, 2017
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  9. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    We were away
     
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    Captainchaos., Mar 5, 2017
  10. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Yorkshire's lasses get their udders feeled.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Mar 5, 2017

  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Jimmy is on tune, he said 3-1 to the Toon.
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 5, 2017
  12. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    It's not a poetry competition!!

    <doh>
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Mar 5, 2017
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  13. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I don't think it would win one of those either
     
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    Captainchaos., Mar 5, 2017
  14. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Come on then finish the joke
     
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    Captainchaos., Mar 5, 2017
  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    It's supposed to be a headline about a football match <doh>
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 5, 2017
  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Hmmm, somebody please disqualify Trev - only 1 entry allowed.
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 5, 2017
  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ..... walk into a ground and walk away with a goal apiece when we had less than 30% posession....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 5, 2017
  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Yes, yes, but what's the punchline?
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 5, 2017
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  19. Fork Handles

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    3 points of John Smiths Smooth as Newcastle go to Town
     
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    Fork Handles, Mar 5, 2017
  20. Judge Death

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    Terriers - all bark and no bite
     
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    Judge Death, Mar 5, 2017
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