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Headline Game v Spuds

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Aug 13, 2017.

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your two favourite headlines are

Poll closed Aug 19, 2017.
  1. Shelvey shoots ..Newcastle in the foot.- GLIF OR Jon-Go Shelvey- Biscuit

    7.7%
  2. Sackless Shelvey Sucks. - Porn Mag OR Hardest **** Of All Time - Dungeon Master

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Shelvey goes one step beyond...it's madness for the toon - White Day

    23.1%
  4. That's not down to me - Hangman OR Shelvey Tramples On a Spud and Loses His Chips - Old Mag

    30.8%
  5. Shelvey's brains on top of his head. - Foam Mag OR Spuds mash Mr Potato head.- Silky Mag

    7.7%
  6. Toon look Chipper vs Spuds, until Mr Potato Head sees Red - Mongrel or ???? Chippy

    23.1%
  7. We're ****ed - Captain OR Shelvey works on his new goal celebration routine: The Potato Stomp Jaka

    15.4%
  8. Selfish Shelvey Sees Red and Cost Toon vs Spurs - Wrecced Mag

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Shelvey's P45 Stamped as Alli goes back to school. - Ponytail

    7.7%
  10. Shelvey Stamps It, Kane Posts It, But Toon Don't Deliver - No Chance

    46.2%
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  1. Delusional Full Stop

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    Places? How many are we allowed to have?
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    You can occupy all 3 ideally, means Brighton would stay up :bandit:
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Where the **** is the update??????
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

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    I'm just making the most of having the moral high ground while my updates are up to date <laugh>
     
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

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    Here we go, here we go, here we go. Time for the voting to commence. Time to get rid of No Chance's effort...err...the poorer efforts before we vote on the elite submissions. Round one and you have to vote for the 2 submissions which you feel are good enough to go into a final of four'ish.

    Have the Headlines caught your attention? Would you have bought their newspaper? Do you read The Times, the Guardian or the Sun? Which Headline best sums up the match for you and captures the very soul of the game?

    Questions, questions, questions...what is it with all the questions. Just vote and let the world know what you think or in Chippy's case where is hand hit his mobile whilst scratching himself.

    What are the rules I hear someone cry. Well they are set out below to ensure no cheating or simulation occurs, not in this game. Sebb has graciously offered to miss out this round due to the limited spaces available on the poll. By way of a thank you the Game Master has decided to put him straight into the final and have 5 entries for the final. Thanks very much Sebb. <applause>

    Rules as before

    1 Two votes per person
    2 No voting for yourself
    3 Voting ends Saturday 19.08.2017 at 10 pm 'ish
    4 Top 4 go into Final vote
    5 Any disputes and No Chance Rules Volumes 1 - 46 applies
     
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  7. JakartaToon

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    Another cracker from CC - highly deserving of my vote.
     
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  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Where the **** is the update??????
     
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  9. Delusional Full Stop

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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Erm.........Yes!!!
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I hate to nitpick, but surely a speech aimed at someone with an unhealthy interest in your daughter should be aimed at JPF and not me!!!!!
     
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  13. Delusional Full Stop

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    Sorry, just practising!!!
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Not anymore!!!
     
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  15. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Your players could do with practicing too :)
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Another one for my **** list!!
     
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    **** off you Arya Stark wannabe:)
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Believe me, there is no way I say your name before going to sleep at night!!!!
     
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  19. Delusional Full Stop

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    I knew whose name he does say.

    :emoticon-0142-happy
     
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  20. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    What the **** are you on about you senile old ****??





    (I'm guessing that's my chances of a headline win blown <laugh> )
     
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