Here we go, here we go, here we go. Time for the voting to commence. Time to get rid of No Chance's effort...err...the poorer efforts before we vote on the elite submissions. Round one and you have to vote for the 2 submissions which you feel are good enough to go into a final of four'ish. Have the Headlines caught your attention? Would you have bought their newspaper? Do you read The Times, the Guardian or the Sun? Which Headline best sums up the match for you and captures the very soul of the game? Questions, questions, questions...what is it with all the questions. Just vote and let the world know what you think or in Chippy's case where is hand hit his mobile whilst scratching himself. What are the rules I hear someone cry. Well they are set out below to ensure no cheating or simulation occurs, not in this game. Sebb has graciously offered to miss out this round due to the limited spaces available on the poll. By way of a thank you the Game Master has decided to put him straight into the final and have 5 entries for the final. Thanks very much Sebb. Rules as before 1 Two votes per person 2 No voting for yourself 3 Voting ends Saturday 19.08.2017 at 10 pm 'ish 4 Top 4 go into Final vote 5 Any disputes and No Chance Rules Volumes 1 - 46 applies
I hate to nitpick, but surely a speech aimed at someone with an unhealthy interest in your daughter should be aimed at JPF and not me!!!!!
What the **** are you on about you senile old ****?? (I'm guessing that's my chances of a headline win blown )