Headline Game v Spuds II

Time to move onto the final vote. Time to sort the wheat from the chaff. Time to sort out the winner from the losers. Time to stop going on about time.

One vote is all you get. One vote to cast for your winning choice. One vote to change someone's life. One vote to bring the ultimate prize to one deserving winner.

Some losers have already gone. Some losers are yet to go. But only one man or woman will reach the lofty heights of success by becoming...

A HEADLINE GAME WINNER

Has Fat Boy given up and disappeared as a result of the embarrassing defeats he has suffered in previous Headline Games? I think we all know the answer to that.

The rules are as before but if you are still seeking therapy because Chippy got to the Fenwick's window before you then:

1. You only have one vote.
2. You cannot vote for yourself.
3. You are voting for the BEST headline.
4. On this occasion you can change your vote.
4. If there is a tie I will have the deciding vote against which there is no appeal or whining. My decision is based on all relevant factors that I think are relevant.

May the best headline win.

 

Seeing as these two contradict each other, which one takes precedence?

 

Don't worry, that shouldn't affect you.

 

Can you please make a note not to put me with Chaos again - he has messed up my best headline and got me relegated (to the losers list).

 

Time running out to vote for your favourite Headline.

 

Where the **** is the update???

 

Cancel the "breaking news". It's not true.

 

Will my heart take any more excitement. "The Entertainers" never provided as much as excitement as this Headline Game.

The Public have voted for the first time this season and a winner has been chosen...or has he/she?

Chippy gained one vote..but didn't. Reading not one of Chippy's strong points, especially of the rules. Didn't make too much difference as Chippy wasn't at the races on this one.

No Chance picked up two sympathy votes but maintains his consistent performance level of losing. No change for No Chance there then.

Hangman also struggling with the English language, mustn't be his first language. Either that or he has "chippylitis" caused by brushing against mustard coloured chinos. Yes some idiots do wear them.

Sebb has to be thanked for his marvellous submission which if only the rules had been written in English would surely, don't call me Shirley, have been a strong contender for winning.

That leaves just the one entry left and is the one that has the most votes and is Knight Day's entry. He has two dubious characters voting for him but if the entry is good enough for I am Groot then it's good enough for me...err the Public.

So the first winner of the Headline Game for the 2017/18 season is

 

Woo Hoo, thank you

 

Is this a first, a headline game where the result is above board, fair and square and more to the point Trev 'Did Not Cheat'?

Maybe, Trev is a changed man, and we have him all wrong....











Nah, he's still a cheat

 

Congrats Trev, thoroughly well deserv... wait! Say what????

 

This is just so wrong on all levels.....

It's as though we're in an alternate universe.

 

Fixed