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Headline Game v Brucies Losers

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Feb 21, 2017.

  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    And here we go and here we go and we go. Here we go again. Are we on a good run or are we struggling over the line? Time to come up with a new Headline.

    Can you convince the Sunday Times that you're the man or will you end up being the Daily Mail. Have you read the Oxford Dictionary definition of unique or is the Sun your reading level? Time is of the essence, so let's move on.

    Let's find out who has the talent to become the Booker Prize winner.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm'ish Thursday 23/02/2017
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Lansbury Justice Delivered by Post
     
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    Karma He Wrote

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  4. Delusional Full Stop

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    Hero Henri posts warning to Toon rivals.
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    The Villain Is Left Red Faced As Toon Get Last Laugh
     
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    Lansbury - you ****er hahahahaha
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Henri Hoovers up "The Prize ****" award
     
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    Two goofs sink Villa
     
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    Who's laughing now you arseholes
     
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    Direct and to the point
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Toon post win against Pilsbury dough boy & Lansbury d'oh boy.
     
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  12. Delusional Full Stop

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    Henri from Villain to Toon Hero with one simple goal.
     
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    Yes, Angela went from dead to brain dead.
    Couldn't of happened to a more deserving ars*hole
     
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    Villa edge closer to back to back relegations.
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Brucie's record still gathering dust
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    A bit like this thread. And all the other headline competition threads that have been left incomplete. Trev is bordering on Nev's level of incompetence (although I think he can get special pants for that).
     
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  17. Delusional Full Stop

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    What's the rush?

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    :)
     
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    Can I please change my headline entry to.....

    Brucie's Losers Gain 9 Points Since This ****ing Competition Started!!!
     
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