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Have you got a small penis ?

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  1. gas

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    http://enmark.singlesex.dk/article/stang-stiv-konkurrence-for-maend- Thanks GC <ok>

    Most of you apple lovers are in with a decent chance for a freebie<ok>


    A Danish website is running a competition to find the man with the country's smallest penis, with an iPhone the prize for the winner.
    :Denmark.SingleSex.dk is encouraging men to send in photos of their private parts - in 'rigid mode' and alongside a tape measure, of course.


    SingleSex.dk wants to find Denmark's smallest penis
    The rules are simple and the man with the shortest measurement will win the Apple smartphone.

    Organisers are also asking the site's female members to vote on the entries and the most popular will pick up a prize.

    Morten Fabricus, the website's owner, said the contest was designed to be fun and also to dispel some size-related myths.

    'The smallest is the extreme. It's a competition which is weird and funny and almost too much,' he told AFP.
    .'It's a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man.

    'There are so many unhappy men out there, who think you have to have a giant penis, but it's not normal to have a huge one.'

    Men can post their photos anonymously to avoid any kind of humiliation and, perhaps surprisingly, there have already been some entries.

    'So far we have received six to seven images which are posted, but we have more trickling in,' Mr Fabricus said.

    The erotic website regularly runs such competitions and has previously handed out prizes for Denmark's most beautiful penis and most welcoming labia.
     
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  2. Barrie Lochrie

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    I'm a whopping 8" when fully erect, ER can vouch for this, so that counts me out of the running but Mick should be in with a shout if Tina's testimonies are anything to go by.
     
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    Pics
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The size of the cock, it might as well be.
     
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    As I've said before, she's my 3rd misses and if I posted uncompromising pictures of her I'll be looking for a 4th.

    That aside I can't afford another divorce so I'm being well behaved. :(
     
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    There are currently 10 users browsing this thread. 1 member and 9 guests.

    Prepare for a lot of penis posting on the Danish web site<ok>
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Well, gie us photies of your ex missuses then. Damage already done there, so no harm, no foul :grin:
     
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    How did you come by this site?
     
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  12. gas

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    No <ok>
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I have a small penis at the moment. Sometimes it gets really big though.
     
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    That sounds like the sort of thing a paedophile would say to a kid <yikes>
     
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    It was on Metro, wacky news stories.

    Or

    I could admit I was seeking comfort from fellow tiny penis owners but that wouldn't be true, honest. :D
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was gonny do swapsies anaw.
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

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    I knew I remembered it from somewhere.
     
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    I'll have a look at this when I'm off the work PC.

    Has anyone sent in a pic of a big massive throbber just for a laugh and juxtaposition purposes?
     
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  20. Otto Flayshow

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    They won't let you on with that username. <ok>
     
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