seems to be the second smallest board in Division 1 but hey ho............. James received the following text from his neighbour: I am very sorry James I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again. James, outraged and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife . A few moments later, a second text came in: Bloody autospell! It should read "wifi, not "wife" . . . . ..