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  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad no one gave away the ending. <whistle>
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Can't believe it's 2017 years since Jesus hatched out of a chocolate egg and emerged on his white steed

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    FFS <doh> it's 2016 years, they started at year 1 not 0
     
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    My Mrs has, as usual,gone traditional with no meat allowed today. My daughter is a vegetarian and my Mrs has told her she can't have any meat substitute product today.

    The world has gone mad
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

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    But you can eat fish....
     
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  9. Garlic Klopp

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    Of course which is what we will have, except for my daughter of course.

    Ideally I would like a shark, that has just eaten a cow!
     
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    Or anything that smells like fish.
     
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    I had to explain today my 77 dollar dinner in usa. 18 ounce ribeye steak....

    I dont get how fasting was equated with its ok to eat all the fish you like... bit mad that.
     
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    Surely for a vegetarian any food replacing meat is a 'meat substitute' <whistle>

    #pedanticbatard
     
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  13. Garlic Klopp

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    I mean Quorn and other soya crap made to look like meat, as you well know.

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    Not really because that view is positing that meat is and always has been, and also should be, the basis of one's diet and is really the only acceptable or healthy diet, which it obviously isn't

    He means foods that aim to replicate meat, Quorn, Cauldron, mock-meat, Linda McCartney so stuff that looks like 'sausages' but isn't sausages
     
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    If she serves mash you should sculpt it into the shape of a penis in protest
     
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    Penis shaped mash, that would go down well in Brighton! Elsewhere it might be hard to swallow.
     
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    i always prefer to make a set of arsecheeks then the gravy looks like diarrhoea running out
     
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    I know mate :emoticon-0136-giggl.......................Quorn is actually a mycoprotein derived from mushrooms <ok>
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    it's ****ing disgusting
     
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