This is a genuine article on the BBC website: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39691580 I take it you are only supposed to read the article if it's at a 90 degree angle, because that's how obviously slanted it is. * The show losing a third of its audience over the course of this series? Glossed over. * Tweets talking about the show? Funny how they forgot to mention the negative ones. * The reviews? They pretty much said the second series wasn't as bad as first. Given the BBC have repeatedly proven to be inept at covering current affairs, sport and now entertainment, I have to ask: is there any news they are capable of reporting in a professional manner?
At 5 O'clcock Adrian Durham has some big news about Spurs which will result in all our best players leaving for pastures new this summer - Should be a fascinating listen _ I realise that it car crash radio and whilst I often to Brazil in the morning I generally avoid Durham but literally just turned om and heard this - I am going to regret listening
So as expected just the usual **** from Durham, our players are all leaving because we don't pay them enough and all those newspaper reports that have been documented on the transfers thread prove that this is true
I can't listen to him. I'm pretty sure that if someone rang up and said that we have an income of £100m less than Liverpool, £200m less than Arsenal ,Citeh and Chelsea and £300m less than United, he'd say.... "So what? You should pay them what those clubs do or sell them to clubs that will." It's radio for people who buy The Star. Hawksbee and Jacobs and Danny Kelly and the show on Sunday Morning at 11 am are the only ones I can bear.
Just watched our leaders' latest press conference. It is time that the club gives him a click button that whenever the press hacks start their usual plank-ton stuff on him and players, he can save breath and just click the button to play :
Durham is a tw*t - and I don't mean twit. You can't take him seriously as a WUM - because he's as subtle as a sledgehammer. Just puerile, schoolboy attempts at being clever.
It's almost worth pointing out to him that, without Spurs, his beloved Peterborough would be ****ed - given Luke McGee has been making up for their shoddy defence all season...
Talksport MAKES money from people calling in. They chat rubbish, wind people up and then make money from people calling in to disagree. They can't stop chatting rubbish cos it'll cost them money. Durham calls us a selling club, criticises us for selling yet when we refused to sell Modric to Chelsea he said we were out of orderfor holding him back and that we had a moral duty to let him follow his dream. Then, when we sold him to Real he went back to call us a selling club and criticised us for not keeping our players. And people rang in, in their droves and they counted their money. That's why they had the daily Arsenal item for 3 or 4 years...cos gooners rang in...when they stopped the item was dropped.
So you're suggesting that somebody should steal Adrian Durham's phone, and whenever he slags off Spurs call in and ask him how Luke McGee's doing as it will cost Durham money?
A song for the press hacks + pundits to sing perhaps ... We got to sell Alli. Dele Alli. I just don't think you understand. We hate that he's at Spurs still. So we'll go on about the wage bill. We got to sell Alli.
Xavi has commented on the quote attributed to him and published in The Sun. Apparently, he has never spoken to the lying bastards and has never spoken publicly about Dele Alli. These are genuine quotes from the man himself. Methinks it is time for joining The Mousers and banning the odious rag from the club. What loss could we suffer? The odious publication hates us anyway.
All Durham will say at 5 is that the title race is over and was never on blah blah balh and get Spurs fans to phone it. Kerching
Very funny! Isn't the buying of boys more the Mousers' problem? We're just general slave traders. Holding all these players against their will and then selling them in far away lands separated from their families and United, Citeh and Chelsea. Callous bastards!
Today's Mail..... "Christian Benteke and Andros Townsend Show Tottenham What They're Missing" Would that be 2 players who are good enough to make the bench but not the team? We might take Zaha but the others? No thanks.
Unfortunatly, or perhaps fortunatly, I can't pick up Talkshite in Africa. However, perhaps some of you guys could put together a concerted effort to WUM this Durham guy. Stuff like its better to earn 100 k and be in the team than sit on the bench and earn 250 k. Use the likes of Lukaku as an example. Then really WUM him, ask him if he's heard about the Rashford to Spurs rumour etc. Tell him you've mates inside Tottenham who say it's a done deal. If enough people WUM him it should be super amusing.
And just to confirm that this is clearly true: Well done, Luke McGee. Hopefully he'll go on to be another successful academy product. Still only 21 and now he's got a full season at a decent level under his belt. Interesting to see what he does next year.
1. There is "listen again" on the Talkshite web site (yes I have done it - but I scrubbed myself clean afterwards using dettol + wire wool) . 2. I will consider constructing a WUM for him that includes your stuff ...