Guess where...

Well folks, have I got an exciting new game for us all to play, I'm sure if it turns out to be even half as successful as my weekend threads then you will all love it. Admittedly though, this will sadly be a one off.

Yesterday, GC's fattest Jew announced that he wouldn't be on here tomorrow, so the aim of this fascinating new game is to guess where Trev will be instead!! I have no clue as he said he wasn't going to tell me so I doubt I'll win.

Let's start guessing folks!

By ****, I'm bored.

 

Slow burning threads are the best

 

Bristol has been ranked as one of the best cities in the world to visit.

Travel publisher Rough Guides has named the city as the fourth most desirable place to check out.

Only Paris, Isfahan in Iran and Nairobi in Kenya were deemed to be better options.


He's come to visit Bristol


The guide says: "Bristol stands as a shining example of one of the UK's most forward-thinking, innovative and dynamic small cities.

"An economy once built upon the traffic of rum, tobacco and slaves has ebbed, though the old mansions remain perched high in the hills above the city.

"Today, it's the creative and tech industries that propel this city towards the future.

 

Got sent on a two day training course in Bristol a few years ago to advance my knowledge of Excel. Took me ages to find a decent Gentleman's Club due to the odd language spoken by the locals!

 

He is off to the Glasgow Mohel to have his dirty flabby bit literally sucked off

 

You simply have to stand in the road and shout " Oi were do I go to see tits and ****s" you'll either get directed to South Bristol or a Gentlemans club 50/50 chance

 

This is going ****ing great guns lads, keep them coming and I might even add a poll

 

Best fred for ages m6

 

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My curiosity has been ignited; what is wrong/the problem with South Bristol? I am rather fond of the South Bronx and 'Southie'!

 

Southside is where it's at I'm hearing

 

It's a vile stinking cesspit of incest, paedos, six fingured cretins and brain dead junkies.

 

In the capital it is crawling wi' stuck up students of southern origin!

 

The 'incest' part sounds mildly interesting!

 

Quite a lot of kafflicks live there.

 

It's just pakis and Romani gypsies in our southside

 

You have it easy there then, wait till the papes move in, that's when the neighbourhood goes to ****e.

 

Much prefer a dusky bint than some posh Lucy or Belinda from Buckinghamshire!

 

We know. You just need to have a look at the east end to realise this. What a ****ing ****e hole!!!