Gk bidding war

He never said owt about it being sloppy to be fair.

I think the wise thing to do would be to wait for a dryish one and poke it in a falafel or something.

 

I went for sloppy as he strikes me as someone who is permantly ****ered

 

A sloppy one could be diluted in a sauce, like a balti.

 

no chance pal. You can have kone for 18m tho.

 

Us Sunderland lads bring a certain elegance to this forum.

 

We don't need a keeper...

 

Maybe "elegance" isn't the right word?

 

Balance?

 

Do you think that you need 2, then?

 

Chelsea looked him over in January but he'd want playing time which he won't get.

 

United's second choice keeper is absolute ****ing class. He's the reason Saints didn't beat Man U last Wednesday. They won't miss De Gea

 

Nah, curl out a big fat juicy log, put it in a cake box and cover it in smarties

 

Aye the bloke has look good when filling in for De gea pal. Just have to wait and see what happens

 

As predicted chaps.
Anyone get on the betting with it?

 

We're fine on the goalkeeping front ... Kaspar Schmeichel is our first choice and apparently his dad is available if Kaspar can't get time off from school for midweek games... I'm led to believe his dad may have played semi-pro in his time and had a trial with Rushden & Diamonds when they were a league club ... that'll do for me

 

It depends on the players contract, how much money the club needs (they earned more than Leicester did last season, so I'll say they don;t need to sell), and how many rich interested parties there are wanting his signature (there's more than 1).