Here, I think my latest obsessive kink is bordering on Tory MP patter. There are certain birds in the world that I want to batter me more than I want them to ride me. Have any of you ever let a bird kick your **** in? Is it as thrilling as I've recently started imagining it to be? They don't have to be muscular birds - just a bit bossy but a square shouldered lassie wae a decent hook gies me an instant semi. Anyway, Sharapova, the ginger consultant off Holby and DJ Spinderella are all women I've recently thought heavily about setting aboot me. Should I seek help or should I just throw a Romanian in Pollokshaws £50 and tell her to keep the marks on my moneymaker to a minimum?
Bit wary that some big people trafficker will appear and just wade in as well. That doesn't sound very sexy at all.
One of the lads at sevens whipped out a video of this guy getting his (massive) balls punched and stamped on by a lassie in big heels - that's a bit far for me. I just want a wee dusting up. Just show me who's boss and that.
I would like to take on 5 or 6 dwarves over 10 3 minute rounds barefoot in lycra pants cage fighting style. Men women I don't mind it would just be nice to toe punt one in the face . Failing that Dev and GroveRanger.