Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

This league still going? I thought I'd won it already you saddo's

 

Don't suppose anyone can really blame Coutinho for wanting to move to a genuinely big club with better than average players and more tactical nous than the one dimensional 'klopp and rush' tactics that might scrape a draw at Watford but isn't really going to make waves across Europe? ...

 

Feeling better then, Fosse!?

I'm sure Sky will be along shortly

 

I can't be bothered to do it but if 2 people got together and one posted **** ups and the other claimed them, then they could win this in about an hour.
I had already planned this with Sky but I'm too lazy.

 

They'd still have a job trying to catch up with the amount that HIAG makes each day

 

If you have a sock account then you can do it yourself.

 

Getting better every day NSIS ... will take anything from 6 to 10 weeks to be fully recovered ... but certainly intending to enjoy myself a bit during the convalescence ...

 

Liverpool face the mighty Hoffenheim today in the crunch Champions League decider first leg. The two Behemoths of football lock horns for what will surely be a display of the highest standards.

Wantaway Liverpool messiah, Phillippe Coutinho is not going to feature in this match, as he continues to force his way out of the city at the earliest opportunity to join Barcelona. Other absentees include Adam Lallana and obviously Daniel Sturridge.

Klopp's biggest headache will be deciding which of the two goalkeepers to field tonight, he will most likely opt for Seemon Mignolet fresh off the back of conceding a bagful of avoidable goals against strugglers Watford. He may opt for Karius although it is unknown as to whether he has managed to grow a new spine yet.

Post your predictions below.

 

What's wrong with Sturridge now? Earache?

 

He was adjusting his snapback and put his lumbar out, he'll be ready for his next 8 minute cameo sometime around mid-November.

 

He must ****ing hate Liverpool.

 

Hoffeinheim are not a bad outfit, this could be fun, think I'll watch it tonight

 

It would be hilarious if they failed to qualify for the group stages.

We're already there obviously.

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Always rated Kramaric but he just didn't fit the system we employed the season we won the title ... be ironic if he exposes Liverpool's cellophane defence in similar fashion to other Leicester City centre forwards

PS I wonder if Barca will charge equally outrageous prices for a Coutinho shirt as they are doing for Neymar Jr? .... scandalous...

 

I might tune in to this tonight, should be a good game.

Is it at Anfield or in Germany?

 

What's the difference between a triangle and Liverpool FC?

A triangle has 3 points.

 

Classic

 

Sod all to do with football

 

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Liverpools line up tonight