General match day thread

Nope just left the hospital have you been at the Ripples?

 

You've been a bit of a Moody **** past few days Chief...you orite mate?

Done any MILF spotting lately? I managed to sneak a bit in whilst I went shopping in Tescos last week.

 

Yes

 

I'm great thanks I've just had a penis reduction procedure, I've asked them to send the offcut it to Harry Lame so he feels more confident in big games.

 

nice one, hopefully you can see clearly now.

 

Since when have Spurs regularly finished fourth mate?

It's wasn't Spurs I was refering to, you very rarely even get into the CL.

 

We're trying to make it more of a habit...

 

I was talking about Arsenal, I thought that was bloody obvious.

I'm happy as a pig in ****, not annoyed, not rattled, not wound up.

I just don't suffer knobheads gladly and there are one or two forum users who are just beyond belief stupid.

Naming no names like.

 

Quite rightly, and good luck with that. If you get there ahead of Liverpool it's a win for all concerned.

We just have to make sure we squeeze back in there ourselves.

 

My eyes are 20/20 just need to get the knee sorted now.

 

Eriksen trying on the new 'habit'.

 

How the hell has no one come down on fraudiola yet.

All i hear is how he his players didn't listen to him in he 1st half and listened to him in the 2nd half. HELLO you WERE ahead in the second half but bottled it and lost it so actually, yes the first half was important but actually you lost it because you weren't good enough in the 2nd half either.

As for people going on about this is the hardest job he's come across... as if he's taking some relegation battlers to a title. He's still got a team worth probably more than everyone else with some WC players. Yes it's a rebuilding job but so are all the other teams in the league. This is a job that Mancini walked into and won a title with and Pellegrini so it's not exactly a tough tough job.

drops mic rant over hahaha

 

#snide

 

Why? It was funny.

 

True, but no drama. The other 4 would be safe.

I'm all for earning a spot in the CL, not wanting teams to help me out. Our league simply doesn't deserve 4 spots. No biggy, should be a race for top 3 (minimum). Getting fourth for a massive pay off has helped ruin our domestic cups. Absolutely pointless arsenal qualifying every year, we're making the numbers up ffs.

 

I agree. In fact only the champions should qualify imo.

 

But then the clubs would make less money. And then they wouldn't be able to pay people with the IQ of a gatepost £200,000 p.w. to kick a football about.

And, then.....er, no, wait a minute....

 

I admire your openess Ginger and respect your decision - rest asured that your 'new direction' will not in any way alter the dynamic of the 'bantz' we have ... plus I hope your new clitoris gives you plenty of sensation

 

Spot on. Why the fck would you want to support your rivals in the CL. Makes no fcking sense.