General match day thread

i thought I'd create a new thread for general match day comments.

No wumming or bitch slapping contests please

 

Bournemouth are absolutely shocking defensively, they were one of my pre season relegation picks and on current form they look like they're going to get dragged right into it.

 

They're level now. Would be nice to see them get something today, doubt it though.

 

Aye, **** knows how like, and Zlatan should be off here but the ref has bottled it

 

Friend has made a complete **** of this. No doubt Zlatan should be off. Friend does nothing, retaliation comes and Bournemouth get a red instead.

 

Didn't the other lad stand on his head before he then gave him the elbow?

They both should have gone, Friend is having an absolute nightmare here, forgot he'd already booked Surman ffs

 

Whats the point when stupid things like that happen and in favour of a select few.

Bullshit.

 

Bet Jose doesn't moan about that one.

 

In fairness if the ref sees the stamp then Zlatan doesn't get the chance to retaliate

 

Friend now being treated to a chorus of 'You're not fit to referee'

 

Mings has got a head like an anvil

 

Ha yeah, thought he was going to nut Jose in the tunnel.

 

Did the 89 million pound bargain play today?

 

This thread is currently being assessed by my lawyer for copyright reasons.

 

Go **** yourself

 

There's not even a red "Match" tag on the title ffs! It's a cheap imitation of yours mate. I'm willing to testify to that in a court of law if needed.

 

Thanks, I always knew I could count on you.

 

Yeh... I expect to see a brown envelope mate.

 

I have a question for this thread...

Why are Everton so **** against any team that are half decent?

I'd call you the 'bullies' of the PL. Utter **** against anyone decent, but stack up points against the nobodies.

 

What like Arsenal and City you mean?

**** off dickwad