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Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by Forgot_My_Lines, Aug 11, 2015.

  1. JM Fan

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    Brilliant analogy and the worst of it is, AN always chooses the same ingredients, assuming they're all in date (ie - fit/not suspended)
    And Blackpool score in the last minute of ET.
     
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    Oh well, a little bit of light relief.

    Fact is, 27 points from our first 13 games, we only managed 10 from the next 13. That's 7 fewer than this lot achieved (and the same as the team at the bottom, and LESS than the team in 23rd).

    The smile doesn't hang round very long.
     
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  3. Forgot_My_Lines

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    Well that Ipsh*t result has made my early morning a bit more bearable.
     
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  4. Forgot_My_Lines

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    Here we go lads. Settle in!

     
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  5. Forgot_My_Lines

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    Actually...What a well worked goal for the winner! Nice run, stays cool, little back-heel turn. Composure to pick out a perfect through ball. Run timed to perfection. That was a great watch. Very slick and smooth, with a very calm finish.

    Good on them!
     
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  6. Forgot_My_Lines

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    Haha, and Poor old Mick can only nod in respect and admiration. Bless him.
     
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  7. Forgot_My_Lines

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    Aww!

    Pep did do something right on Sunday!

     
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  8. General Melchett

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    Bollox, Mick might be a half decent chef in a greasy spoon getting used to using rotten eggs and crappy spanish bacon, but a fry up is the height of his culinary adventure, he calls it coq-au-portaloo.
    Can't argue with the Alex Neil one, I would add that some of his ingredients are past their used by date, unfortunitely he only has one recipe and he doesn't know which ingredients to put in it.

    Bah!
     
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  9. JM Fan

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    Pretty much what I said General. see post #4860
     
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    Actually I think he gets the same meal and whacks it in the microwave each time.
     
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  11. Walsh.i.am

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    I think Dan is suggesting that it's impossible to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
    For example, he's just signed Jordan Spence, who was out of contract, and Keiffer Moore,
    from Forest Green, for a combined sum (*nosebleed alert*) of £10,000 <yikes>
    Mind you, that's two more than we've signed :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    Except if he runs out of baked beans, he uses dried chick peas, not soaked overnight first <yikes>
    Which equates to square pegs in round holes every single time he does it! <grr>
     
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    Of the six FA Cup replays last night, three (3) of them involved some form of giant-killing.
    Well done Lincoln, Sutton & Blackpool <ok>
    So, on that note, tonight, it's over to you, Plymouth :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    I have to say Dave, it does come close - all that's missing is 'Neeyull's' comment to Chris Goreham afterwards.
     
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  18. Forgot_My_Lines

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    Oh my god!!!

    I literally got the 47th with 1 second on the clock!!

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    Just like South American football, African football follows. This is not a Penalty!!

     
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