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  1. Solid_Air 2

    Solid_Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    oh i got it wrong its
    strong & stable Govt
    know this as the first tory on midday news said both in a 20 second clip.
    i may end up self harming each time i hear those phrases after 7 weeks of this bullshit.
     
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  2. Tobes

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    I don't live in or near Liverpool mate. I left years ago, I live on the opposite side of the country.
     
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  3. DirtyFrank

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    Another down side:

    Emily Thornberry back on our screens whining....she disappeared in a huff after the referendum....sheeeeessss baaaack!
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ah. That would explain the Tories then. <ok>
     
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  5. DirtyFrank

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    You think there was some secret walled fort of Tories in the middle...mad max style lol
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's somewhere in Surrey isn't it, the secret Tory walled fort. Labour has their own secret aqautic base at the mouth of the Mersey.

    They two parties gather in their secret bases and laugh maniacly plotting to over throw each other and screw the citizenry.

    Lib Dems can't afford a secret evil base of their own.
     
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  7. DirtyFrank

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    May overseeing construction of Tory base... 20170420_132222.jpg
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    Things have changed there are Tory areas in South Wales.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Exactly. I don't call 7 weeks 'short' <grr>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He lives in Yorkshire.
     
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  11. Prince Knut

    Prince Knut GC Thread Terminator

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    My, it doesn't seem like it was a whole two years ago during the last GE that she was saying that another election/referendum would hamper the Brexit process: oh, that's right - that's because it wasn't. It was only two weeks ago.
     
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  12. Jesus Christ.

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    Just to give you a heads up, I'm going to come down and stand for a seat in Scotland somewhere, things are going to **** down there and I need to sort it out.

    Not before I've ****ed Tim Fallon right in the Arse to show him it isn't a sin.
     
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  13. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    But is taking it up the arse a sin?...what about a reach around...
     
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  14. Jesus Christ.

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    Reach arounds are certainly not a sin, they are a common curtosey, just like giving your lady's man in the boat a good strumming when you're smashing her back doors in.... Am I right Ladies?
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    But swords may never cross... Because that's gay.
     
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  16. Prince Knut

    Prince Knut GC Thread Terminator

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    It can't be, unless Nina Hartley isn't really a nun. But why did she dress up as one? Were they not real plumbers and gynecologists either?
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    So who'll be the new Labour leader come summer ??

    I'm going for David Milliband brother of Ed Millipede
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I ****ing hope it's Alan Johnson <ok>
     
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  19. Prince Knut

    Prince Knut GC Thread Terminator

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    Andy Burnham is not even standing in this election. I think it'll be Yvette Cooper, but the Mail and the hyena pack will simply focus on her husband.
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Yeh he's the one who never was
     
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