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If memory serves me well I think the album is called " Thank Christ for the Bomb "
I've got it in the garage somewhere along with all the other treasures from my younger days.
Loved the Groundhogs, managed to pick up " Best of the Groundhogs 1969-72 " from Melton Mowbray market about 6 years ago for £3.00.

 

That's the one. Love the blues, Best local band up here, after the Animals, were the Junco Partners and early days were ahead on points, but never quite made the big time, they did tour later on with Howlin Wolf which cant be bad, first saw them at the Blue Note in Roker Avenue, about 2/6d to get in, and I thought I had seen the best band in the world, happy days.

 

Apparently ISIS leader Al-Baghdadi has been killed in an air strike, yesterday.

 

Been called many times. No proof without the body though.

Hope the evil bastard has been topped. Fingers crossed!

 

Aye got more lives than a cat this ****.

 

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Oldie but goodie.

Anyone stil have budgies? Aint seen one for yonks.

 

I nicked this one from Syd's son on facebook..I honestly haven't seen it before..

 

Any bands playing? Im off mon and tues if you get any time.

 

Our lass will be at the lakes with her mates this weekend, so I'm looking to see who is on. The rabble rousers are playing The Mallard at Seaham on saturday night, but I will probably be giving that one a miss and looking for something nearer the town.
I could be up for a few beers on monday as well..Just let me know..

 

Im off mon and tues. So up for a few mate.

 

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Seen this before but still bloody funny..

 

@Billy the Bastard latest shotgun shabby ****.

Bottle opener el shabby **** style

 

Excellent.
,.

 

Selt 6 of these today. People love shabby ****e man.

 

Feeling stronger and fitter than for years. Im pounding miles.. Lean.

 

Just seen on sky
Both very difficult decisions but
One goal given offside when it was a goal
The other team given a goal when it was offside
Tight margins

 

It’s Father’s Day today, so here’s a big list of jokes to make your dad laugh:
1. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore.
2. Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Huge mistake.
3. I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.
4. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
5. I tried to catch some fog today but I mist.
6. I bought a dog from my local blacksmith. When I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
7. Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than I thought.
8. Just watched a wildlife documentary on beavers. Best dam programme I've seen in a long time.
9. Jokes about German sausage are the Wurst.
10. I was trying to explain puns to my kleptomaniac friend today, but she kept taking things literally.
11. I stole a rabbit today. Then I had to make a run for it.
12. A woman told me she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore
13. I told my friend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
14. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
15. My wife told me I was a fool to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
16. Just watched a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting.
17. I used to have a problem where I couldn’t stop naming classic American sitcoms, but I’m over it now. Happy Days.
18. My wife's working in a bowling alley.
Ten pin?
No, permanent.
19. I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing 'I'm A Believer'. Then I saw her face.
20. How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese? Caerphilly.
21. Jokes about opticians just get cornea and cornea.
22. A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
23. I was walking the dogs the other day when all of a sudden they vanished into thin air. Not sure where they went, but I've got some leads.
24. Did you know that owls can't breed in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
25. When my wife told me I had to stop impersonating a flamingo, I decided to put my foot down
26. Dad: I’ve just been diagnosed with Tom Jones syndrome.
Mum: Is it common?
Dad: It's Not Unusual
27. Police just caught a man stealing 50 helium balloons. They had to let him go.
28. I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I turned myself around. And that's what it's all about.
29. I'm giving up spray deodorants at the end of the year. Roll on 2018.
30. If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
31. My wife asked me if I could please stop singing 'Wonderwall'. I said maybe.