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@A.L.D.O 4.1

I'm not Jewish, but a part of me kinda is.

Can you guess which part?

 

Shoulda payed the bill then ya grasping Yid.

 

Your lack of personality?

 

Nope.

Very cold.

I'll give you a clue. When I rub it, it's magic.

 

Your penchant for tedium?

 

Least I get to eat the egg. You just end up wearing it.

 

Very cold.

I'll give you one last clue.

When I squeeze it, the end doubles in size.

 

Oooft ffs Archie you can do better than that. Next you'll be telling me that your Da is bigger than my Da

 

Your colostomy bag?

 

We have a winner!

 

Must have been someone else then.

 

Yaaaaay what do i win?

Not the chicken soup again please.

 

Probably some Spurs fan. They like chickens.

 

The contents of my bag.

 

I thought that was what you have been spouting on here for years tbf.

Just donate my winnings to charity please.

 

Quentin ....stop being a twat ...

 

Ban Pikie Kev the Yiddish poster ratted him out.

 

Thanks for that, DD.

However, I wouldn't want the silly ****er banned, no matter that he did me gravely wrong.

You won't know this, but Pixie once grassed me up to brb, and got me banned. What made it worse is that it was on the back of a complete pack of lies!

To be fair to brb, when he found out, he recanted my banning immediately, and when the lads on this board found out about the grassing-up, Pixie (who is a Gooner, by the way), was roundly condemned by all the lads. I wrote an epic thread in which I exonerated brb and forgave Pixie. If I hadn't done that, I think the lads would have lynched the pair of them.

I'm not vindictive, see, DD.

I suppose what I'm saying is, go easy on the little fella, yeah, my friend? He's a Gooner; he's got enough troubles, as it is, mate.

 

Aldo stylin distribution operative

 

The bit on your forehead?