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If you ask in your Brian Blessed voice I might tell you

(Request from a friend)

 

The bitterness and hatred is fine imho. It's the constant whinging and acting like, well like Jews i suppose, that really rips my knitting.

 

And after we lent you the outstanding talents of Dominic Ball and Nathan Oduwa.
Still pissed that they'd rather play for Rotherham and Olimpija Ljublljana, I guess.

 

Maybe you are just a fat **** and that rips your knitting?

(Asking for a friend)

 

Nup, sorry Issac but i am a healthy specimen of human perfection but even if i was a fat ****, that wouldn't rip my knitting. I would.just knit to the appropriate size, wash it at low temperature and never put it in the dryer.

Yer welcome again.

 

Fair enough...you've obviously had this line of questioning before, top reply.

 

Common sense household management i think you'll find bruv.

You really should know this ****.

Next lesson...How to boil an egg.

 

Cold water onto the egg or the egg into cold water?

I manage to get it wrong now and again...then the skin sticks and the egg comes off in clumps..shell everywhere.

 

Do shut up you boring fud.

 

You did ask.

 

Yeah I thought you know **** all about boiling Eggs.

A trick question and you resort to panic stricken abuse.

Fat ****

 

I did ask what?

 

How to boil an egg, Asbo stylee.

1) Turn down TV
2) Shout "Oi, babes, boil us a ****ing egg. And get us another beer while your at it".
3) Bunch fist

 

well you started it.

 

How to pluck a chicken.

 

I miss Sky.

 

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Bore the egg until it jumps into boiling water in attempt to end it all.

Set fire to the grass around the caravan.

 

Don't fink i did tbh.

 

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