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Gabbiadini Song

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  1. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    No chance Les would splash out on a Lambo. How about...

    Les Reed went to Europe
    He flew with Ryanair
    He bought us back a superstar
    With dirty, scraggly hair
     
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  2. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    He's got to score a few before we give him his own song - which means he'll be for sale before we've learnt the words
     
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  3. saintlyhero

    saintlyhero Well-Known Member

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    Gabbiadini
    Can he score yet?
    Gabbiadini
    Yes, Once he has had a year to adjust to the pace of the English game
     
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    To the tune of Zorba the Greek:


    MAN-NO-LO --- slowly---
    MAN-NO-LO
    Gab-bi
    Gab-bi-adini
    Gabbiadaini
    Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby ---getting faster---
    Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby ---getting faster---
    Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby ---getting faster - slight shift up in pitch- ---
    Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby ---getting faster---
    Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby ---getting faster---

    Cue Collapse into delirious haze.


    The only problem, of course, is that he isn't Greek...
     
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  5. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    Manolo, wooooaaaaah
    Manolo, wooooaaaaah

    He comes from Italy
    He ****ing hates Pompey

    Manolo, wooooaaaaah
    Manolo, wooooaaaaah

    *repeat*


    You just know it's coming...
     
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  6. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    Is that Pompey, or Pompeii?
     
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  7. SaintMarv

    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    I think the one Cornetto tune should be used and something like

    Gabbiadini
    From Italy
    He'll score a goal
    Just wait and see
     
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  8. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Can't we wait and see how good he is first.

    I know....spoilsport:oops:
     
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  9. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    Delete last word!! No need to swear on this site as the MODS will not permit the use of foul language!!! "Maybe the last 3 words shoudll be "He's very bright"
     
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  10. CBK

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    Les Reed went to Europe,
    He drove there in a Lada
    He didn't find a Centre Back
    He should have looked much harder
     
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  11. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Leslie went to Europe,
    In a brand new Ford Fiesta.
    We wouldn't need a centre back,
    If it wasn't for that **** from Leicester.
     
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  12. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Or sometimes the commentator goes a little over the top:
    Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!!
     
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    Les Reed went to Europe
    He went in a Cortina
    He Couldn't find a centre back
    So we'll promote the cleaner

    Les Reed went to Europe
    He went in a Transam
    He never sleeps with prostitutes
    As he won't pay the madam
     
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  14. SaintKit

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    Les Reed went to Europe
    In his shiny Beamer
    He couldn't find a centre back
    Better than our youth teamers
     
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  15. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Les Reed went to Europe,
    In a shiny car.
    He brought back a Manolo,
    But sadly not a Schar.
     
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  16. latviandream

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    Les Reed could've gone to Europe,
    But it was a fair old hike;
    Instead he took a gamble,
    On the fitness of Van Dijk.

    Les Reed went to Europe,
    He went there set to conquer;
    Forgot to buy a Centre-Back,
    What a fokking plonker!
     
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  17. latviandream

    latviandream Well-Known Member

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    Just realised what I've put above doesn't really help with a song for Barry. Oh Well <laugh>
     
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  18. Libby

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    In all seriousness it should be the 'runs down the wing for me' to the tune of Heartbeat <ok>
     
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  19. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Don't confuse him, remember he has come from Napoli where Pompeii is a very serious matter.
     
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  20. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Les Reed went to Iceland
    He went there on the bus
    We're all off to Wembley
    So what's the bloody fuss!

    He went to buy a CB
    He knew that's what he should
    But Claude was really pissed off
    By reading Ian Thumwood
     
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