No chance Les would splash out on a Lambo. How about... Les Reed went to Europe He flew with Ryanair He bought us back a superstar With dirty, scraggly hair
He's got to score a few before we give him his own song - which means he'll be for sale before we've learnt the words
Gabbiadini Can he score yet? Gabbiadini Yes, Once he has had a year to adjust to the pace of the English game
To the tune of Zorba the Greek: MAN-NO-LO --- slowly--- MAN-NO-LO Gab-bi Gab-bi-adini Gabbiadaini Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby ---getting faster--- Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby ---getting faster--- Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby ---getting faster - slight shift up in pitch- --- Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby ---getting faster--- Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby ---getting faster--- Cue Collapse into delirious haze. The only problem, of course, is that he isn't Greek...
Manolo, wooooaaaaah Manolo, wooooaaaaah He comes from Italy He ****ing hates Pompey Manolo, wooooaaaaah Manolo, wooooaaaaah *repeat* You just know it's coming...
I think the one Cornetto tune should be used and something like Gabbiadini From Italy He'll score a goal Just wait and see
Delete last word!! No need to swear on this site as the MODS will not permit the use of foul language!!! "Maybe the last 3 words shoudll be "He's very bright"
Les Reed went to Europe, He drove there in a Lada He didn't find a Centre Back He should have looked much harder
Leslie went to Europe, In a brand new Ford Fiesta. We wouldn't need a centre back, If it wasn't for that **** from Leicester.
Or sometimes the commentator goes a little over the top: Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!!
Les Reed went to Europe He went in a Cortina He Couldn't find a centre back So we'll promote the cleaner Les Reed went to Europe He went in a Transam He never sleeps with prostitutes As he won't pay the madam
Les Reed went to Europe In his shiny Beamer He couldn't find a centre back Better than our youth teamers
Les Reed could've gone to Europe, But it was a fair old hike; Instead he took a gamble, On the fitness of Van Dijk. Les Reed went to Europe, He went there set to conquer; Forgot to buy a Centre-Back, What a fokking plonker!
Les Reed went to Iceland He went there on the bus We're all off to Wembley So what's the bloody fuss! He went to buy a CB He knew that's what he should But Claude was really pissed off By reading Ian Thumwood