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Off Topic Fook that for a job.

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Feb 17, 2017.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Jobs you could never go?


    Well after BoD munter thread, i've decided i could never be a gigolo.

    Alreet if it's a hottie, but not if it falls into the @Billy the Bastard and @Gil T Azell fantasies.

    Plus a micro cock really puts an end to that hazardous occupation.

    I couldn't be a high voltage cable worker. Zzzzz puff. Smoke goodbye.
     
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  2. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Trump's interpreter - having to say "what he really meant was...." ten thousand times a day.

    Wenger's Optician. What a bloody reputation he must have! Wenger can't see **** for 90 minutes a week!

    Being a drug dealer in the Philippines!

    Endoscopist! Sticking a camera up arses for 8 hours a day! You gotta run of conversation sooner or later doing that all day!

    Piers Morgans therapist! Sooner or later you'd just crack and tell him what **** he is!

    Your local landlord. Trying to prise you out of the bar at night? <whistle>
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Hhmmm that's a bit dicey.
     
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    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    I'm one of those weird new age kids who wanted to be the creative type from a young age.

    Couldn't do anything that resembles data entry or requires any manner of concentration.

    I usually spend about four or five hours in the office per day, talking before I spend two hours at home laying out my thoughts on InDesign.

    It took me a while after finishing school but I seem to have found my dream job over here.
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I usually just fall out.

    The motorbike taxi that takes me home. Fook that for a job
     
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  6. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> with you trying to steer for him <laugh>

    Suicide job that one!!
     
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  7. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    I could never have worked in the mines during the 18th-19th early 20th century. Not being born put paid to that. However if I was born over 100 years earlier and forced to go down there I would have just curled up into a foetal position and whimpered whilst sucking my thumb!
     
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Seeing theres a new thread about them, what's the story behind your avatar mate?
     
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  9. Billy Death

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    A j ob you can shove up your hoop.
    Army bomb disposal.
    **** that for a game of soldiers.
    I might be ****ing stupid but I'm not that daft.
     
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    I saw something the other day about people who get paid to sniff armpits, that can't be fun. There was also a guy who tastes cat and dog food for a living, he reckons he enjoys it but it'd make me heave.
     
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  11. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    A bunch of us ate some for charity at school many years ago.

    I was puking for days!
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Mental ****ers that lot.

    Sod that.
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I'd take the 2nd job over the first.
     
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    If it tastes like it smells then I'm not surprised!
     
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  15. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Going by what a few on here said about Gil on the munter thread, about his highly suspect taste in women I think that's how he pulls his birds as well <whistle>
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    Indeed.
    One went tits up when I was in XMG.
    His marras had to scrape the poor **** up with a shovel.
    Fortunately, I was in another field.
     
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  17. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    That looks like the prison baddie from one of the Laurel & Hardy episodes :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  18. Commachio

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    We had one died while with us.

    Same place XMG.

    Just a few months earlier than you lot came.
     
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  19. Billy Death

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    Yep, we took over from you lads 1988.
    It got mortrored that year, ****ing hectic as ****.
    Our paths may well have crossed.
     
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  20. E.T. Fairfax

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    I'm a Laurel & Hardy fan. The chap in my avatar was often called upon if they required someone to play a psychotic villain.
     
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