Jobs you could never go? Well after BoD munter thread, i've decided i could never be a gigolo. Alreet if it's a hottie, but not if it falls into the @Billy the Bastard and @Gil T Azell fantasies. Plus a micro cock really puts an end to that hazardous occupation. I couldn't be a high voltage cable worker. Zzzzz puff. Smoke goodbye.
Trump's interpreter - having to say "what he really meant was...." ten thousand times a day. Wenger's Optician. What a bloody reputation he must have! Wenger can't see **** for 90 minutes a week! Being a drug dealer in the Philippines! Endoscopist! Sticking a camera up arses for 8 hours a day! You gotta run of conversation sooner or later doing that all day! Piers Morgans therapist! Sooner or later you'd just crack and tell him what **** he is! Your local landlord. Trying to prise you out of the bar at night?
I'm one of those weird new age kids who wanted to be the creative type from a young age. Couldn't do anything that resembles data entry or requires any manner of concentration. I usually spend about four or five hours in the office per day, talking before I spend two hours at home laying out my thoughts on InDesign. It took me a while after finishing school but I seem to have found my dream job over here.
I could never have worked in the mines during the 18th-19th early 20th century. Not being born put paid to that. However if I was born over 100 years earlier and forced to go down there I would have just curled up into a foetal position and whimpered whilst sucking my thumb!
A j ob you can shove up your hoop. Army bomb disposal. **** that for a game of soldiers. I might be ****ing stupid but I'm not that daft.
I saw something the other day about people who get paid to sniff armpits, that can't be fun. There was also a guy who tastes cat and dog food for a living, he reckons he enjoys it but it'd make me heave.
Going by what a few on here said about Gil on the munter thread, about his highly suspect taste in women I think that's how he pulls his birds as well
Indeed. One went tits up when I was in XMG. His marras had to scrape the poor **** up with a shovel. Fortunately, I was in another field.
Yep, we took over from you lads 1988. It got mortrored that year, ****ing hectic as ****. Our paths may well have crossed.
I'm a Laurel & Hardy fan. The chap in my avatar was often called upon if they required someone to play a psychotic villain.