Fight Club

So who's the most violent badass on here?

Over the years an argument will escalate into an offer of a straightner/meet up. Sometimes it's sexual frustration but on occasion it's an offer of violence.

So if it came down to it who would win in a fight?

I'll be picking a match up and we'll all vote, the winner then moves onto the next round until we have a winner.

You can all offer to put yourself up or offer someone up to fight.

 

Bluey would crush him.

I'm a lover not a fighter

 

you 2 v me

Bring it on

 

A pissed up Tobes thinks he's Rocky Balboa...

 

Vote then y'dicks.

I'm backing my man Sky, ex boxer and bit dodgy, he's got the street skills and would win.

 

Sky might take the odd punch, but he's got too much heart. That brudda might take a kick but he's lived too much to call it a day in a tussle with Bluey.

Bluey to come running at Sky, Sky to rope a dope him whilst smiling then BOOM!

I can imagine throughout the tussle Bluey shouting profanities any Chelsea fan would be proud of at the expense of Sky and his family tree.

 

You pick the match ups. Otherwise it will go stupid. Can't leave anything to the cuckoos on here, crack on Jack.

 

I'll listen to suggestions but will pick the match ups.

 

I reckon he'd take you down though

 

Two votes reach so far, vote is open for 7 days only.

 

Great thread personally I think they'd both knock each other out on the first punch. Can that be an option please?

There'd be plenty of this first...

 

I think it would be like this.

 

I would back my brudda Sky any day to win against Bluey its just am having a bit of worry about him having a puff before the fight and being too chilled to care or pay attention and get knocked out, or do a Tyson and instead of fighting, he will bite him on the balls (Sky is rather good at that I been told) rather than ear and get disqualified!

 

Tobes runs a market stall, selling fruit and veg. He drives a white van.

Need I say more.

"Cabbages, lov! Only a pahnd a pahnd! Get your cabbages! Loverly cabbages!"

 

**** off Piskie!

 

Bruv, it's me - the real HIAG!

You can tell by my superior banter and sparkling wit!

 

Blueman ahead at the moment. Plenty of time to change it though. Who should fight the winner?

 

Hasn't Blueman got the cedentials

 

I think the worst one to face in a fight would be Skiddy, because you can never trust a nutcase. Anyone prepared to get his knob out on the bus is capable of anything, quite frankly.

If I was pitted against Skiddy, I'd take a Taser to the mad bastard. It's the only language he'd understand.