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  1. The Outlaw

    The Outlaw Well-Known Member

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    About people who talk too much..."ask him what time it is, he'll tell you how to make a watch"
    About people who make life more difficult..."he could complicate a one car funeral"
     
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  2. Deleted #

    Deleted # Well-Known Member

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    Eh?

    I've heard you can take a horse to water, but never a ****ing cow <laugh>
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That'd be marginally easier <laugh>
     
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  4. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Its the dogs bollocks wtf is that about
     
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  5. Bizarreknives

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    I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
     
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  6. gelders pie

    gelders pie Well-Known Member

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    I'll go to the foot of our stairs. Loved using that one when I lived down south - they sometimes asked why I was
     
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  7. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    you'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute - wtf
     
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Is this supposed to be our favourite sayings ?

    I don't know about 'favourite' but I know a bit about 'strange' . . . .

    I passed the cemetery this morning and four blokes were carrying a coffin.
    I've just passed it again and the same four blokes are still carrying the same coffin around !

    Have they 'lost the plot' ?

     
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  9. rooch 3

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    The one i have most used in the last 4 years, You f ucking lazy bastards
     
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  10. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I usually use " my next sentence has got something to do with sex & travel. Basically a polite way of telling people to f*ck off.
     
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  11. Home_and_Away

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    Hadn't realised you work at the same place as me :headbang:
     
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  12. bonnybobbypark

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    Too many cooks shouldn't throw stones.
    Many a muckle shouldn't be cried over
    People in glass houses spoil the broth.

    x
     
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  13. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Where the hell have you been BBP? Good to see you back.
     
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  14. LAMackem

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    "balls for glory"
     
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  15. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    I just seen on another thread nice to see people come back
     
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  16. gelders pie

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    Yer cannet get vexed at that.

    One of me owld pals uses that regular usually to emphasise a bargain purchase.
     
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  18. Deletion Requested1

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    You could start an argument in an empty house <whistle>
     
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  19. Jack TheLad

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    “Would rather **** in my hand and clap than *insert activity here*…….”
     
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  20. gelders pie

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    Remember that tv comedy Drop the Dead Donkey - the boss always mixed up his sayings. Since then I can only say 'Is a bear a catholic' and 'Does the Pope **** in the woods?'
     
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