About people who talk too much..."ask him what time it is, he'll tell you how to make a watch" About people who make life more difficult..."he could complicate a one car funeral"
I'll go to the foot of our stairs. Loved using that one when I lived down south - they sometimes asked why I was
Is this supposed to be our favourite sayings ? I don't know about 'favourite' but I know a bit about 'strange' . . . . I passed the cemetery this morning and four blokes were carrying a coffin. I've just passed it again and the same four blokes are still carrying the same coffin around ! Have they 'lost the plot' ?
I usually use " my next sentence has got something to do with sex & travel. Basically a polite way of telling people to f*ck off.
Too many cooks shouldn't throw stones. Many a muckle shouldn't be cried over People in glass houses spoil the broth. x
Yer cannet get vexed at that. One of me owld pals uses that regular usually to emphasise a bargain purchase.
Remember that tv comedy Drop the Dead Donkey - the boss always mixed up his sayings. Since then I can only say 'Is a bear a catholic' and 'Does the Pope **** in the woods?'