I paid $200 once, to go out on a zodiac to look at Orca's in their natural habitat, in Canada. The 'guide' who was driving the boat, stopped after about 30 mins just off this cove and pointed up into the distance and said "Shhhhhh, everybody, look up ahead a white swan". **** sake. Show me the killer whales and let's go home.
That swan was about the highlight of the day, it was ****ing terrible, I'd have been elated to have seen an otter.
Not 606 squirrel and otter wars. Divnt mention woodpeckers. Noisy little ****s. Oh and hedgehogs. Devious spikey twats.
What about drinking swan? Monty likes to drink Swan lighter fluid, mixed with Absinthe and Cherryade.