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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by RTB, Mar 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I paid $200 once, to go out on a zodiac to look at Orca's in their natural habitat, in Canada.

    The 'guide' who was driving the boat, stopped after about 30 mins just off this cove and pointed up into the distance and said "Shhhhhh, everybody, look up ahead a white swan".

    **** sake. Show me the killer whales and let's go home.
     
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  2. RTB

    RTB Well-Known Member

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    Did you see any otters though <laugh><devil>
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That swan was about the highlight of the day, it was ****ing terrible, I'd have been elated to have seen an otter.
     
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    Queens permission needed to eat a swan why dont you know
     
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  5. Commachio

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    <laugh> Not 606 squirrel and otter wars.

    Divnt mention woodpeckers. Noisy little ****s.

    Oh and hedgehogs. Devious spikey twats.
     
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  6. MrRAWhite

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    Chicken Phall is my favourite..

    It's otter than anything else I have ever tasted..
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Best at Otterburn
     
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  8. Burly Hurley

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    I thought you were a Fen lad Stu.

    They're causing havoc on local wildlife.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What about drinking swan? Monty likes to drink Swan lighter fluid, mixed with Absinthe and Cherryade.
     
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  10. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    More of a beaver man myself.
     
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    IMG_0796.JPG
     
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  12. MrRAWhite

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    Yes...A reet fanny by all accounts..<laugh>
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What would win in a fight between an Electric Otter and a Scorpion Beaver?
     
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  14. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    I get called a **** quite often.:bandit:
     
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  15. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Is the otter plugged in?
     
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  16. MrRAWhite

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    They would fuse together and become a Botter
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Called Stu.
     
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    Aye righto!
     
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  19. Commachio

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    He got the A and R the wrong way round.
     
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  20. rooch 3

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    What did they taste like.<laugh>
     
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