The bairns loved it mate as for their mam thats a different story thats because I made them blowpipes and got them two professional catapults they love me mate.
It's nee good being a sarcy twat, Tel. You need to knuckle down and try it.... in a good Czech restaurant. Loads of fantastic tasting roast pork, served with a bit of mustard n horseradish. And of course, some good dark beer.
A beef steak is possibly the nicest food on the planet (when it's good quality and cooked right obviously not just any chewy crap) but I think the pig wins it for me. Even just for bacon but then you've got sausages, gammon, pork belly, roasted pork.
It's one of those things I'd have a try of it off somebody else's plate, but I'm not ordering it for myself.