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Fans' best put-downs - chants and songs

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, Jul 25, 2014.

  1. "You've only got one ball!" (sang to any side that takes an eternity to get the ball back in play)

    "Is there a fire drill?" (to any side whose fans begin leaving before the final whistle)

    "I'd rather have two Bergers than Wanchope!" (to Spanners)

    "You should stick to playing cards!" (sang to Michael Own, when he played for 'Pool)

    And many, many more.

    What are your favourites?
     
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  2. SpursDisciple

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    Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams

    Sung to the schizophrenic keeper
     
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  3. "Can we play you every week?" (sang to the fans of any side beaten comprehensively)
     
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  4. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    " Get your nostrils off the pitch" Sung to Phil Thompson
     
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  5. The RDBD

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    ""Is there a fire drill?" (to any side whose fans begin leaving before the final whistle)"

    "We can see you sneaking out !!!" (ditto)
     
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  6. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Sit down you paedophile (Wenger)

    You're just a French Jimmy Savile (Wenger)

    His eyes are offside (Ozil)
     
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  7. <laugh>.
     
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  8. "We bet she takes it up the arse!" (sang to Beckham)
     
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  9. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    I remember this one when Man Utd played Scarbrough in the FA Cup a few years ago: "Rooney you're ****, you're shagging my gran; Rooney you're ****, you're shagging my gran"
     
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    "If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next!", sung to ex-Arsenal and Chelsea sex offender Graham Rix by Hibs fans when he was Hearts' manager.
    To the tune of The Manic Street Preachers' song:

    [video=youtube;cX8szNPgrEs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX8szNPgrEs[/video]
     
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    That is genius (and nasty). <laugh>
     
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  12. TillIDie

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    I was at goodison when I was a young pup(went there with relatives who are toffees) I remember the away fans (can't remember who it was) singing " na na why don't you get a job " like the Offspring song.
    In reply the Everton fans sang back (in the tune of the old cadburys roses advert)
    Thank you very much for paying our giros

    I thought it was funny ... Maybe you had to be there !!!!!
     
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    Everton fans to Rooney when he there were rumours of affairs - "No woman, no Kai".

    "When the ball hits your head and your sat in row Z, that's Zamora" (I think Fulham fans coined that one, didn't they?)

    When Jamie Carragher's dad was ejected from Villa Parl during England v Holland in 2005, the Kop sang : "He's red, he's sound, he's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad."
     
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  14. Spurm

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    I think Brighton had "when the ball hits the goal its not Shearer or Cole, its Zamora" to which the oppo fans sang "When the ball hits your head and your sat in row Z, that's Zamora"
     
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  15. weararedbonnet

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    when Sheringham went to United, spurs fans sang "Oh Teddie Teddie ,you went to man utd and you won f** all"

    !2 months later, with the treble won, United fans sang "Oh Teddie Teddie, you came to man United and you won the lot "
     
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  16. The RDBD

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    Supporters to player : taxi for Maicon !!!
     
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  17. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    " Giggs,tearing families apart again"
     
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    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    "Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy" - Us to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

    "Fat Annie Lennox, you're just a fat Annie Lennox!" - Us to Dean Ashton.

    "We can see you holding hands, we can see you holding hands!" - West Ham to Brighton.

    "Your teeth are off side, Luis Suarez, you're teeth are offside" - Us (and probably all opposition) to Suarez.

    "Where's my car stereo, where's my car stereo?!" - Us to Pool fans.

    "Your Sister's your Mum, your Sister's your Muuuum, Norwich City, your Sister's your Mum!" - Us to Norwich.

    "Pochettino's* having a party, bring your vodka and some Charlie... Arsene Wenger's having a party bring your children and some smarties!" - *Can be any favoured person of Spurs as long as it fits in tune.

    "Campbell loves Barrymore, Campbell loves Barrymore"

    "He scores once a year, he scores once a year, Andy Carroll he scores once a year" after he scored against us the season before last, to which West Ham replied "he scored against you, he scored against you, how **** must you be, he scored against you!".

    "The baby's not yours, the baby's not yours, oh Jack Wilshere, it's Adebayors!"
     
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    Years ago - details unknown - I heard some fans singing "Sing when you're farting - you only sing when you're farting!"
    which had the desired effect of discouraging their opponents' followers from bursting into song..........!!
     
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  20. remembercolinlee

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    I know I is gonna be in a minority of 1 but I dont like the wenger chants...

    favourite ones...
    you're spurs and you know you are to defoe after he scored against us for pompey

    the I love you gomes ... you can shag my wife...remember mrs colin lees face when I sang that at a match we were at

    your just a **** aaron lennon to walcott ... sometimes it seemed to put him off his game...or he really was just a **** aaron lennon

    my fav put down of a spurs player was a bloke calling crouch "4 metre pete" his son ask if he was really that tall and his dad replied that 4m was not his hieght but how far the ball bounced off him when he trapped the ball<laugh>
     
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