"Wayne - I have spoken to JT, and he has lost the Captain's armband." "Really? Well, thanks gaffer. Its nice to see that you're supporting me through all this." "No Wayne, you no understand - he has actually lost the armband..... Can you go check under your bed please?" On that note..... catch yous the mora, mon the Killie
2 Irishmen are making letter bombs and Pat says "Do you think Ive put enough explosives in this envelope?" "Dunno says Mick, open it and find out" "But it will explode says Pat" "No it won't you daft ****" says Mick, "it's not addressed to you!!"