FA CUP Headline Game v Sad Sounding Scousers

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Mitro's Choreographer, Jan 7, 2017.

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And the best Headline is

Poll closed Jan 13, 2017.
  1. Bore draw means it's all back to St James' Park for another go. - Sebb

    10.0%
  2. Murphy's Law in score draw bore at humdrum Brum - Trev's

    30.0%
  3. game over <laugh> - Hangman

    10.0%
  4. Mitro makes the cut, but Toon are below par at St Andrews. - Scarlett Pimpernel

    10.0%
  5. 1 Game Unbeaten FA Cup run, time to celebrate 2017 - Party Mag

    10.0%
  6. Bollocks - Chippy

    20.0%
  7. Unlike The Murphy's Chaos is bitter we didn't win - Star in Loser Film

    10.0%
  1. Mitro's Choreographer

    Mitro's Choreographer I insist on a ban NOW please mods!!
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    After such an exciting game are the Headlines going too match the quality of the match. That isn't going to be easy even if Fred of Oz submits an entry. Let's see if the FA Cup retains the magic of years gone by in your Headline to some up this pearler of a Game. Don't forget your Headline has to sell your paper. Can you be controversial? Can you be true? Can you be? What is that all supposed to mean? Who really cares? And who really reads this part?

    Was Haidara in a class of his own? Did Seles sell himself? And did Murphy just prolong the agony? Let's find out.

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Monday 09/01/2017
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. Mitro's Choreographer

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    Bore draw means it's all back to St James' Park for another go.
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    Murphy's Law in score draw bore at humdrum Brum
     
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  4. Hung,Drawn and Quartered

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    game over <laugh>
     
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  5. Mbemba You're A Womble

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    Mitro makes the cut, but Toon are below par at St Andrews.
     
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    1 Game Unbeaten FA Cup run, time to celebrate 2017.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Bollocks
     
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  8. Hank Evans

    Hank Evans Better than JPF

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    Unlike The Murphy's Chaos is bitter we didn't win
     
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  9. Mitro's Choreographer

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    Time passes and the Game progresses. That's right it's not the Prediction League. Headline's have been written. Headline's have been read. Now the time of judgement is upon us.

    Here is the Public's chance to have it's say. Firstly, by voting and, secondly, by comment, if the Public wish to.

    Who has won favour and who has been designated No Chance's assistant? Let's find out.

    Rules as usual:

    1 One vote per person
    2 No voting for yourself
    3 Voting ends when the clock says so
    4 top 3 go into Final vote
    5 Any disputes and JPF Rule 46 applies
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    So I won then!
    <party><party>
    Thanks Trev <ok>
     
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    So I won then!
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    Thanks Trev <ok>
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Trev, I'm not one to complain and I'd certainly never want to cause any issues or make a scene, but it's just that...well...this is a bit embarrassing...I feel bad for raising it...but...well, I don't appead to have received my prize money yet.
    Now, I don't want you feeling bad or anything. No need to go sacking your accounts team, I'm sure it's just an admin error at the bank, but if there's any chance you could give them a nudge, that would be great. Thanks Trev, much appreciated. <ok>
     
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  13. Mitro's Choreographer

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    <laugh>

    Prize money.

    <laugh>






    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    Sorry.






    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    Good one.


    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    And before Phase II

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    I knew you'd be both professional and understanding Trev.
    That's why you're so well respected. <ok>
     
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    Trev, mate, look I really don't want this to ruin our great friendship but seriously what the hell is going on?

    I just tried ordering the special '2 family sized sharing platters for 1' deal at Pizza Hut and it didn't go through as the prize money still hasn't hit my bank account.

    I like you a lot Trev but a man has to eat so can you please get this sorted out. Thanks..
     
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  17. Mitro's Choreographer

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    Friendship???

    :huh:
     
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    Trevor and Obi sitting in a tree..... :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    ...eating KFC?
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You would need an industrial steel bin full of KFC obi. Even a redwood wouldn't be strong enought you tubby bastard.
     
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