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English Cluns Tax Dodging

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 26, 2017.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    So Chelsea 3rd English club raided today by HMRC after West 'am and the Dog Shaggers.
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Scum

    Strip the titles
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    The old dog and bone.
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I'm amazed pompey aren't included.
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Seems to be centred around a French agency.
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    They couldn't find Fratton. You've dropped off the football map somewhat.
     
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  7. Toby

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    Those schools, eh?

    Cue some pish about beelin or popping <doh>
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

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    Don't forget "not beeling"
     
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  9. Toby

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    Haven't you got some SPL pish to post about?
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Clun is a small town in Shropshire England.
     
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  11. Toby

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    Kirung is a small spastic in Belfast Ireland.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    When he clocks off work he's going to read that and be furious.
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    He's not on chatbox? :huh:

    Oh you mean reading Scottish football forums. He could be a while...
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I entered us for couples come dine with me Toby.
    The Islington ones are usually class.
     
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  15. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    If i did you'd have read it by now, no doubt
     
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  16. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I'm hearing that Sunderland fans are currently combing through Newcastle Club accounts and brushing up on tax case law and have registered @NUFCTaxcase on twitter, also a deranged 3rd generation Mackem has recently relocated to the Irish Republic after killing a pensioner and will crowd fund his fellow Mackems and in return for him not working, he will merely pen a speculative article every day whilst quoting a source on the NUFC Board.

    Sounds far fetched, eh <laugh>
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  18. Mind The Duck

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    I hear Newcastle are selling up to a man famous for winding up companies and squeezing them for every penny.

    He makes a good cup of tea though
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Mark Chib looking like he's ready to chase another jump the dyke here
     
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  20. rogueleader

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    This is looking like a pretty simple fix if they just lose the ' astle' from their name and replace it with 'o'.
     
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