I did have light speed to escape you but there was some bollocks in the mafia ranks about sacrificing myself for the ones with bigger weapons. As we all know by now, no one can compete with my magnificent weapon. There was no need to force out that fart when sitting on me though.
We did a survey of everyone playing the game and they all said you deserved that fart. So blame them not me. The reason it appeared 'forced' was because I was hoping it would be more. Oh and my magnificent weapon beat your magnificent weapon.