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Easter Weekend

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  1. monacoger

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    Well folks, it is that time of year again and we are all off on holiday tomorrow and Monday, unless you live in Jockland where you only get Monday off because you alcoholic ****s get an extra day's holiday at New Year. Anyway, have any of you guise got any interesting plans for the weekend? We are all on tenderhooks waiting to hear what they are. I shall be going out for a few drinks after work today and tomorrow I'm going to a BBQ. Not sure what I will be doing the rest of the weekend but I will let you know as and when I know. <ok>
     
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    got as far as this then stopped reading

    get your facts right and try again
     
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    I thought Jockland only gets the Monday off, that's how it used to be, was it not?

    Asking for a friend
     
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    got as far as this then stopped reading.

    bored out my tits
     
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  5. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    I'm working but everyone else is off.

    Anything to not spend time with my fenian family.
     
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    I'm sure they are probably pretty pleased about it too. Did you muff Julie this morning?
     
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    want me to start a h8 campaign against the pape bastards while im off?
     
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  9. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    No mate, last oral session was Monday, analingus too which seems to be flavour of the month just now (pardon the ****ty pun)
     
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    No it's fish day and the fridge is full of it so need them to eat it before it goes off.

    I'll probably be working on Monday so start then.
     
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    One of my ex birds used to cook in the kitchen naked, so I would just kneel behind her and lick her arsehole, great days.
     
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    ^^ this never happened ^^
     
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    Over to Charlton on bank holiday Monday, the pikeyland will be out in force on an all day bender.

    I expect the trainspotters will be looking for their usual handbags with us.

    Which reminds me, where the **** is jonno?
     
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    It did and I wish it still did, she was a cracker, even if she was a bit mental.











    ^^^^fantasist
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    You ruined the site and he is banned from the Charlton board.
     
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    I've not banned jonno from here as from the Charlton board that was ****ing ages ago you plum, he's probably had ten new accounts since then!
     
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    Which is a bananable offense as @canary-dave knows.
     
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    "bananable" <laugh> ****in yaaaaaaassssss <party>
     
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    What the **** is this ****

    Sneaky ****
     
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