Off Topic Easiest poster on the PL board to wind up?

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This'll go well

 

The Sock.

 

Check out the tags mate

 

Has anyone ever called for mass bannings, threatened to contact the police and/or threatened legal action?

 

I think someone has done that, can't quite remember who it was...

 

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Hiag

(Apparently)

 

Nope, but there are couple of earnest posters who continually spout this kind of crap when they have absolutely no where else to go in an argument. All I have to do is strategically place my landing net, and wait for the little beauties to leap right in!

It's generally how I end my wum-act, with a flourish, and demonstration of my sublime mastery of the art.

 

The posters that I find easiest to wind up and rattle (and when I say "easy" I mean "without even having to try"), are the following (in order of easiest):-

• Pixie
• Skiddy
• Bambi
• Afro Stan
• Little Urn
• Highburyal
• Buzzy, Akky, Johnny (these three plonkers come as a package)
• Bodi
• Tobias

The rest, whilst not at all a challenge, are about average, in terms of wind-up time.

 

I can see how that works, I mean, what better to display complete wum mastery than cry arsing about getting posters banned, threatening legal action and to call in the rozzers.

 

I can wind up anyone without much effort

 

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#hysteria

 

The police have never been called, or threatened. I have never threatened legal action. I have never asked for mass bannings.

What I have done - once - is to point out that there is legislation in place that owners of sites, such as this, have to take due note of. What is wrong with that?

All this talk of "calling the police" and of me "taking legal action" is nonsense!

Others have made this assertion far more times that I have joked about it. Then again, the rattled state of mind does manifest itself in many diverse ways. Look at the case of Skiddy, for example. It's shocking what he does on that bus, but fully explainable.

 

Mostly yourself, tbf, mate.

 

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#calm

 

Yep!....

 

http://www.not606.com/threads/vote-hiags-best-wum-up.329597/page-37#post-9842033


http://www.not606.com/threads/what-are-you-doing.333474/page-176#post-9869881


http://www.not606.com/threads/managers-2016-2017.332929/page-4#post-9873395

 

This is a superbly constructed wum-thread, Saints!

Effectively, you have set out a landing net, ****ed off to the pub, and will return at dusk to see what you've caught!

I've not been caught, by the way! I'm here merely to have an early gander at what's been leaping into the net. We need a few more of the juicier fish, but there's still time for that.

Well done, Saints!

 

Do you and Saints share the same computer as the IP address is the same?