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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, May 10, 2017.

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  1. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Lots of brutal fistings going on here today <laugh>

    Keep up the good work, boys :emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, May 11, 2017
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You classify yourself as cool because you have more money than Toby ?
    Toby has the freedom to drop what he's doing at a moments notice and go to parties in Brighton with young good looking people getting high on drugs.

    This to you would be your worst nightmare he's also probably about 20 years younger.

    You probably get sex about 1 or 2 times a month for the last 15 years with the same woman that spends the entire time pretending she's with a young tall good looking I T wiz that likes to have fun.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, May 11, 2017
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    You Toby's agent <max Clifford>
     
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    Null, May 11, 2017
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Independent adjudicator
     
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  5. brb

    brb CR250

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    Nailed it <applause>
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Ooohh fwiend
     
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  7. As We Know

    As We Know 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    So why does he spend every weekend laying in bed surrounded by used Domino pizza boxes?
     
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  9. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    ^^^ Drones assembled
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I think my client usually eats supermarket pizzas and adds his favorite cheeses ?
    #pizzagate
     
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  11. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me
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    Great thread .... reminded me of what I've been missing all these months
     
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    Minxy, May 12, 2017
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Hullo doll :grin:
     
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  13. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me
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    Hello gorgeous ... you been missin me
    :D
     
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    Minxy, May 12, 2017
  14. GroveRanger

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    Freedom to drop what he is doing? Because being a bum is so taxing on his time and finances I presume?

    Toby is probably 20 years younger than me and let's say he's a jolly handsome sort of fellow too as I am in a generous mood. Roll forward to him knocking on the door of 50 and what would you expect from him then? He'll be just as much of a middle-aged, middle-classed, middle-income paper shuffler as the rest of us and maybe he could still be on GC telling Qwashayne that back in the day he was the epitome of cool eating carrot pizza, sniffing glue and killing dragons in Skyrim.

    One thing is certain, even at 50 he'd still be a c.unt and you'll still be dribbling after him like some love-sick Basset hound.
     
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    GroveRanger, May 12, 2017
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <rofl>

    Desperate times.

    <rofl>
     
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    Require desperate measures? Ask Simon to do your responses for you Tobes, they are funnier. Maybe he should change his moniker to Tobe's Advocate.
     
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    If you think my life will ever be as depressing as yours then you're very wrong.
     
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  18. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me
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    Sorry @Ciaran ... felt the need to update the thread title having read Toby & Grove's conversation
     
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  19. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Get that little ****wit brb off here and this place will be back to normal <ok>
     
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    Toby, May 12, 2017
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