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Don't Swallow!!!!!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bhoy From Brum, Feb 3, 2010.

  1. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Anybody heard of this before??

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/811507-oral-sex-stabbing-pregnancy-story-could-be-true

    22 years ago a woman with missing genitals was caught giving oral sex to a bloke in a bar.......she was caught by her boyfriend who then stabbed her in the stomach.

    9 months later she gave birth despite having no vagina & the kid looks just like the guy she gave oral sex to.

    They reckon when she was stabbed the cum dripped out out in to her reproductive organs & she got preganant!!

    Imagine that happening <laugh>

    "I'll just have a blowjob off the skank, no worries"
     
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  2. Camel

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    I presume you normally swallow then???

    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  3. anportmorbhoy

    anportmorbhoy Well-Known Member

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    "look son i know you are 22 now and really want to know who your father is - but its probably best you dont"
     
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  4. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Blokes everywhere are hoping their partners don't read this now, another ****ing excuse for them to bring up <grr>

    Why would a woman with no **** get so many blokes?

    Sometimes I think I could live off blowjobs the rest of my life, but you can't beat a good ****.
     
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