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  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Wid ye eat it or walk it ?
     
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    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    a little bit of column A and a little bit of column B
     
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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Depends on its ****. If it's dog **** then neither. If it's chicken or rooster **** then I wouldn't mind taking it for a walk. No rules stating you have to pick up chicken ****.

    By the way, anyone who picks up dog **** is a spastic of the highest magnitude.
     
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    **** off. I do it every day. worst ****ing thing in the world but to stop someone treading on it, or a fine, ye just gotta do it.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Clatty, lazy bastard says what?
     
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    ^^^^

    Pair of dafties who pick up dog ****e. Imagine it? Picking up dog ****e. ****ing dafties.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I can only assume that your garden has a sign up in it that says "Dugs ****e here fir free, ken"
     
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    Dug ****e is good for the soil and therefore plants whereas putting dug ****e in a plastic bag and dumping it in the bin for it to end up in a landfill is bad, bad, bad.

    ****ing dafties.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Can't tell if being serious or just stupid, so...

    How many dogs do you see ****ing in planters and plant pots?

    How many dogs do you see ****ing on nice green grassy lawns?

    Do you believe there's a difference between those 2 scenarios?
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

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    I'm talking about wild plants ya big, bald ****.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Get many wild plants on grassy lawns do you?
     
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    Yeah, you often get bryophytes (inc. mosses) growing on grassy lawns along with many small flowering plants such as Lotus corniculatus and various Trifoliums.
     
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    Styled in the time it took me to skin a doobie.
     
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    ^^^^

    Doesn't know his liverworts from his hornwarts <rofl>
     
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    ^^^

    Can't tell the difference from the countryside and urban land.
     
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  17. Tina.

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    MD handing out skelpings right left and centre to the resident queer <applause>
     
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    Handy for a family of 4, there's a leg each, but I'll pass on the Parson's nose.
     
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    You would have to catch the fuker first mind.
     
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    ^^^

    Picks up other people's dog ****, freezes it and uses it as a sex toy.
     
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