"I remember when I was a seven-year-old in about the late 80's (very late in fact), in the days before First Class Lounges at airports, I was with my grandad in Norwich Airport toilet and saw Jono King sitting ****ing at me as I pissed. I told my granddad I'd just seen Jimmy Savile and asked if we could go over so I could get his autograph. My grandad had no idea what a paedo was, so we walked over and he popped me in front of Kind, with the words "my grandson says you're **** kids with your mouth. Can you finger him?"
Delightful. Truly delightful. In the wake of events in Manchester it's heart warming stories like this that remind you how beautiful the human spirit really is.
Hing oan.... "I remember when I was a seven-year-old in about the late 80's" Ye don't know which year ye were seven? It's all made up bullshit isn't it? **** you, Barrie. Prick.