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  1. Prince Knut

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    He could just take the form of a goose like Zeus and shag geese. Sex must be boring if you can have anything and do everyone. That's when people turn deviant tp miox things up. Me, I'll never know. :(
     
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    Monkey sex has to be fun. So limber and flexible.
     
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    That's how AIDS started... :emoticon-0143-smirk
     
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    Dear Reader,

    The verse you see in the picture below contains three of the most mysterious words in the Bible:
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    (Click here to reveal the three words)
    Theologians, religious leaders, and Bible scholars have debated the meaning of these words for millennia.

    But shocking new research points to something no one expected...

    Something so controversial, so... explosive... I was hesitant to even send you this message.

    But evidence has emerged that these three words form a kind of ancient “treasure map"...And the treasure may actually be a CURE for one of our worst diseases.

    The scientists investigating it have unlocked a connection to a stunning cancer-fighting power... a breakthrough so monumental, it's poised to make traditional cancer therapies obsolete... and save millions of lives.

    In order to bring this life-saving information to the people who can use it, a special invite-only website has been created. It reveals both the mysterious three-word phrase -- and the details of the cancer-fighting breakthrough it reveals.For the next 48 hours, the website is accessible to The Elijah List readers through this link.

    Please understand, the controversial nature of this information means the website will only be available for the next few minutes. It will then be taken down and moved to a new location for security purposes.So I encourage you to watch the video all the way through as soon as possible.

    To a cancer-free life,

    Kelly O'Donnell
    Health Sciences Institute

    P.S. If you're wondering what the three words are, I can tell you they're in the 2nd chapter of the very first book of the Bible. You've probably read them before. But I can guarantee -- once you hear this explosive video evidence, you'll never see them the same way again.
     
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    That's why I always wear a condom when I go to the zoo.
     
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  6. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Condom?. Are you a Zoologist? Inspecting animals genital, does it involve having sex?.
     
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    I don't have sex with all the animals, only the good looking ones. Female hyenas have pseudopenises- that's crossing the line for me.
     
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    "For spotted hyenas, anatomy, sex, and birth are wildly (and weirdly) different than any other species. Elevated levels of testosterone cause the females to not only act extremely aggressive toward their male counterparts during sex, which is actually downright dangerous for the males, but also cause the females to develop pseudo-penises. These appendages are essentially an extended clitoris, some that can grow as long as 7 inches. But the problem with these hyena pseudo-penises is that it becomes the path through which the mother has to give birth through, a very tiny tube. The first time female hyenas give birth, they lose a lot of their young. In fact, 60% of hyena cubs die of suffocation inside the pseudo penis."


    Just like the women at the cheese.
     
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    Why didnt you just post the 3 words
     
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    That's all you deserve for paying peanuts.
     
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    Archaeologists hail 'big discovery' in Egypt as statue 'depicting Ramses11
    Archaeologists have found an eight-metre statue submerged in ground water in a Cairo slum that they say probably depicts revered Pharaoh Ramses II, who ruled Egypt more than 3,000 years ago.
    The discovery, hailed by the Antiquities Ministry as one of the most important ever, was made near the ruins of
    Ramses II's temple in the ancient city of Heliopolis, located in the eastern part of modern-day Cairo.
    "Last Tuesday they called me to announce the big discovery of a colossus of a king, most
    probably Ramses II, made out of quartzite," Antiquities Minister Khaled al-Anani said on Thursday at the site of the statue's unveiling.
    The most powerful and celebrated ruler of ancient Egypt, the pharaoh also known as Ramses the Great was the third of the Nineteenth Dynasty of Egypt and ruled from 1279 to 1213 BCE.

    archaeologists-hail-big-discovery-egypt-statue-depicting-ramses
     
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    Very cool.<ok>
     
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    I saw what you did. :BANDIT:
     
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