Off Topic DISCOVERIES !

Why did Adam have a penis in the first place? Surely he'd be like Action Man, and without women he'd have no need for a todger? Then God goes and creates a fit bird, and then he thinks wow, I'll ... why's me cock just flopping there?

No wonder we've got flooded houses in York with this daft **** in charge of planning.

 

Alien mobile phone versus eve made from Adam's penis, which one is the looniest?

Only one way to find out!!!!

 

In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!

 

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Could this be the ‘smoking gun’ that UFO fans are waiting for?
A NASA Rover has captured the claw of an actual, living alien on the surface of Mars - and the space agency made a botched attempt to cover it up.
At least, that’s the opinion of the tireless UFO hunter Scott C Waring of UFO Sightings Daily - behind sightings such as a baby polar bear, a ‘dark lady’, and a weird space crab on Mars.
If Waring is right, the Red Planet must be a very busy place indeed.
Waring says, ‘On the hand that is visible on the far left of the screen, you can easily make out pointed fingernails and joints of the fingers.
‘I wonder what NASA said when they saw this alien? Instead of covering it up, they cut it out, but failed when the accidentally left its fingers.
‘This…below is only half the main photo. Imagine the treasures the other half must have!’
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/nasa-rover-spots-claw-of-living-alien-on-mars-103054970.html

 

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Former CIA employee, Edward Snowden has said that he has evidence showing that Osama bin Laden, who was supposedly killed in Pakistan in 2011 by U.S. special forces, is still alive and well.
In an interview with the Moscow Tribune, Snowden said Osama was
living in the Bahamas, on the payroll of the CIA.
He told the newspaper, “I have documents showing that Bin Laden is still on the CIA’s payroll. He is still receiving more than $100,000 a month, which is being transferred through some front businesses and organizations, directly to his Nassau bank account. I am not certain where he is now, but in 2013, he was living quietly in his villa with five of his wives and many children.”
Snowden, who now lives as a fugitive in Russia, fled the U.S. after leaking documents about the NSA’s mass surveillance programs to the media in 2013.
The report also said that Snowden previously too made some unreported allegations about Osama bin Laden.
Snowden goes on to say that the CIA orchestrated the fake death of the former leader of Al-Qaeda.
He claims that Osama was transported with his family to an undisclosed location in the Bahamas.
The report further quotes him as follows – “Osama bin Laden was one of the CIA’s most efficient operatives for a long time. What kind of message would it send their other operatives if they were to let the SEALs kill him? They organized his fake death with the collaboration of the Pakistani Secret Services.

 

It's been a few weeks since I've been on this thread but at what point did it go from being some QI facts that made you go hmmmm I did not know that... to a string of lunatuc theories that make you go, what the actual fck is that!

 

It happens.... it happens a lot.

 

There are more fake flamingos in the world than real ones.

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Interestingly the same can be said about Gnomes

 

Months that begin on a Sunday always have a Friday the 13th in them.

 

BLOW JOB GOOD WOMEN HEALTH.

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Is his cock on his shoulder? Must be great if people tap him there to ask for directions.

 

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The Bloop
Unexplained Deep Sea Recording
The Bloop is the name given to an ultra-low frequency and extremely powerful underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) several times during the summer of 1997. The sound was traced to a remote point in the South Pacific Ocean west of the southern tip of South America. According to the NOAA reports, the sound came rapidly in frequency and lasted for around one minute. It was of sufficient amplitude to be heard on multiple sensors, at a range of over 5,000 km. The NOAA's system ruled out any known man-made sound, such as submarine or bomb, or familiar geological sounds such as volcanoes or earthquakes. The audio profile of the Bloop resembles that of a living creature. The system identified it as unknown because it was several times louder than the loudest known biological sound.
The microphone and computer system that recorded the Bloop is a military relic of the Cold War. In the 1960s the U.S. Navy set up an array of underwater microphones, or hydrophones, around the globe to track Soviet submarines. The network was known as the Sound Surveillance System. The listening stations are located hundreds of yards below the ocean surface, at a depth where sound waves become trapped in a layer of water known as the deep sound channel. In the channel, temperature and pressure cause sound waves to continue travelling without being scattered by the ocean surface or bottom. Many sounds have been detected with the system. However, they are usually from whales, ships, or earthquakes.
Cryptozoologists have speculated that the Bloop could have come from a giant sea monster, several times bigger than the largest known living creature. Others have suggested that it could have been bubbles from some kind of huge chemical reaction in the seabed or have something to do with the interaction of powerful ocean currents. One must remember that the sound profile represented a living creature. People have also pointed out that the location of the Bloop originated from the southern Pacific Ocean, which is the claimed location of R'lyeh, linking the sound to the sleeping Great Old One Cthulhu, from the works of H.P. Lovecraft. The Bloop remains a mystery of the deep ocean. In history, five other significant unexplained sounds have been named by the NOAA. They are Julia, Train, Slowdown, Whistle, and Upsweep.

 

Sounds like Godzilla to me.

 

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The Voynich manuscript is an ancient book that has thwarted all attempts at deciphering its contents. And it's not like some idiot just scribbled a bunch of nonsense on paper and went, "Figure THIS out, ****wads." It is actually an organized book with a consistent script, discernible organization and detailed illustrations.
It appears to be a real language--just one that nobody has seen before. And it really does appear to mean something. But nobody knows what

 

Waiting for too long to use the toilet in a restaurant this morning, I consulted the assistant. The assistant immediately
went for the emergency key to open the toilet. She first knocked the door of the toilet with her keys, immediately we were
faced with too lanky men with red faces. No one can talk except making up their own stories.

 

clealry god design man in his own image so before god created women he had a penis himself. he gave adam one with no means to use it.

then adam whines about it so he makes women.

question must be asked what did god do with his before?

 

question:

did you use the bathroom after?

 

of all the topics you have made a thread on this one would have been a classic... yes it was a discovery but this one deserves its own thread