Prediction League Derby prediction game of doooooooooommmmm

The derby prediction game rules:

1. There are 15 questions relating to the derby match. Each must be answered by a Toon fan and a Mackem fan.
2. Each fan is permitted to answer ONE question only.
3. There is no rule suggesting that a Newcastle or Sunderland fan must predict a positive result for their team, or be consistent with the other answers.
4. The higher the points total at the end carries forum predicting bragging rights, the losers must accept they are inferior patsies of the lowest order.
5. The answers are submitted on first come first serve basis. So if Obi picks to answer which team will get the first goal kick, and then ACS also wanted to answer that, we wouldn't let ACS' prediction override Obi just because he is cooler
6. Copying is allowed. So if a Mackem fan says the score will be 33-0 to Newcastle, a Newcastle fan can agree with the logic and obvious nature of the prediction and also say 33-0..

First Goalscorer (5 pts if you select the correct player, 3 only if you select the correct side, 0 if you get both wrong)?

Sissoko (Jakarta)

Final Score? (3 points for spot on, 1 point for getting the right result, 0 otherwise)

First goal minute? (1 point for the closest guess)

Number of corners? (1 point for closest guess)
11 (less hope)

Which team will get the first goal-kick? (1 point)

Which team will get the first yellow? (1 point)

Which player will get the first yellow? (3 points if correct, 0 if not)
Mitrovic (BTK)

Which team will get the most yellows? (1 point)

Which team will have the highest number of shots on target? (1 point)
NUFC (AL'skneecaps)

Which team will make the first substitute? (1 point)

Which team will make the last substitute? (1 point)
Newcastle (JPF)

Which player will get man of the match? (5 points if spot on, 3 points if you select the correct team, 0 otherwise)
Mitro (mitrosexual)

Which player will have the highest pass success rate? (1 point)

Which player will score the winning goal? (3 points. Winning goal defined as 1 more than the opposition)

Which player will be sent off first? (5 points for spot on, 3 points if you select the right side, 0 otherwise)
Mitrovic (ACS)

 

15?

**** there's another question

 

First player to get a yellow, oooohhh Mitrovic or Clattermole, MITROVIC,

 

Mitro to be sent off first

 

Which team has the ugliest manager? Sunderland

 

Us

 

how is 'him' this fine and dandy morning?

 

Feeling lethargic, however it's rest day tomorrow and he's got a killer dumbell workout in around an hour, so him is full of musli, water and is going to go at it like his life depends on it.

Hope you're well.

 

Indeed I am sir.
Thanks to 'him' for asking.
I'm hitting the gym tonight for some cardio, then it's back to the room for my core work.

 

Yeah im doing one of those crazy 90 day workouts which should get me back in shape quick. It combines strength training with cardio which I find more enjoyable than just cardio.

God speed albert

 

And to you too Captain.

 

THAT doesn't count as exercise even if you are giving your arm a 2 minute work out.

 

Which team will have the highest number of shots on target? (1 point) - NUFC

 

BUMP. Time to fill this out you lazy twats!

 

MOTM will be Mitro

 

Perez to score a brace

 

Which question are you answering mate?

 

Sissoko to score first goal

 

But it will be an own goal. Think that guarantees me 3 pts

 

Albert to be the first fan to offer to show his arse in Fenwick's - and then bottle it.