Dele Alli to miss most of the 2017/18 season

Apart from chelsea having Moses sent off in the cup final this is a top point

 

You're not wrong, but that list is from the Premier League.

 

Doesn't change the point though.

 

As I said to Hitler, job done.

You are so easy to get I almost feel guilty.

 

Yeah, right..

Keep trying!

 

I did and it worked! Here you're all beeling.

 

In you all go..

Ps. @Hoddle Is A God...this is how a real wum master does it.

 

That 'Whiskey' must be ****ing strong stuff!..

 

Call that a wum. Deluded

 

Exactly why you are here.

 

I ask myself that question every day, but it's better than telly.

 

Taking a dump is better than watching the telly mate.

 

vardy is a professional diver

 

Nah he's a footballer

 

I would put vardy in the same ball park as Alli in terms of diving.

 

CORRECTION

It's a game that Pixie invented to wum me, in a desperate attempt to rebuilt his shattered ego, after I destroyed him in some epic wind ups.

Not surprisingly, I am miles ahead in the "wum **** up" league, as Pixie has "called" nearly all of the "**** ups."

Of course, the so-called "**** ups" aren't **** ups at all; they are merely points of discussion, but so desperate is Pixie to wum me that he's calling "**** up!" on his own shadow.

The other side of the coin is that players can "earn" points for calling "wum **** up!" Needless to say, Pixie is well ahead in that league, having awarded himself most of the points. I call them "Pixie's self-love points."

All in all, it's a tragic story of humiliation and subservience, and one that generally invokes pity in the eye of all who behold Pixie's shame.

 

That's bollocks, and you know it!


I enter into the most banter. The fact that the 'Pede is too stupid to understand anything other than knob gags is not my fault.

 

Says the pervert who is constantly quoting getting his 13 mm todger out on the bus.

 

You're not wrong
I am just having fun **** stirring