Dejan Lovren

whereas you can offer ... no title ... going out of the UCl at the group stage (with a game to play) ...... and getting further humiliated in the Europey at the hands of monnows

Quentin, Quentin, Quentin .... you really are a card

 

We offer the best young squad in the Prem, the best manager in the division, the best youth academy in the division, CL footy for the foreseeable future, and a brand new state-of-the-art stadium.

You're not really good at this, are you, Bambi?

 

... course he isn't ... he's just busy trying to bolster Quentin's fragile ego ... as will you be for the next few hours, no doubt

 

You sound rattled, mate.

 

something genuinely funny at last Quentin ... you may have the best young squad at this point in time ... but that's the whole point of the debate ... will you still have that come the start of next season?... it's Kyle Walker potentially going today (from your favourite news source - the BBC Gossip Column)

As for the rest ... currently Pooch is the second best manager ... and United, City, The Goons all have state of the art stadia ... and Chelsea are getting one (just like you) ....

But here's the doozer Quentin ... they all have way more money than you .... and that's the main reason why you have not won the title in fifty years ... that comined with being a bit crap and melty when it counts ...

Don't shoot the messenger ... just saying it as it is

Cue General George Armstrong Skylarker and Corporal Spurlock to the rescue

 

... not one bit ... you on the other hand J R Hartley

 

Blimey.

 

Nope... Hartley

 

We need to keep Lovren but he should be backup and we should be looking at signing a new CB so the wages are silly.