When you employ someone like Kia Joorabchian as your agent, this is what you expect. Kia will do anything to get the move for his client.
We can't afford to sell Coutinho because our midfield is ****. Forget your principles for one season - we have to keep him.
Only if he changes his name by deed poll to "You Little-****" But only if he throws a season long hissy fit and stops trying when he's playing.