I went into sports direct on Tuesday and asks for some condoms and KY jelly. "We are a sports shop." said the assistant. On Wednesday I asked for a dual action 12 inch black dildo, on Thursday, some anal beads and a gimp mask, on Friday some love eggs and a whip. Always with the same reply. Saturday as I walked in the assistant took me to one side and said "mate you keep coming in and it's getting embarrassing you know we are a sports shop, what the **** do you really want?" I summoned up all my courage took a deep breath and said "can I have a Newcastle shirt please."
